"ESPN’s Matthew Barnaby Pulled Over While Driving On Three Tires..."

"No man, you doin it wrong."
Hold your metal ice cream scooper under hot water for a few seconds before using it. You're welcome.
"Do not be around me when I eat fruit."

- Montecore
Medical scare DUAN.

So yeah, I haven't commented here in about 10,000 days, but something happened that I wish to share.

Early friday morning, my wife had some pains in the lower right quadrant in her abdomen. I'm not a doctor, but everything in my being was screaming "appendix". Anyhow, we slept through the night, and the ER doc told me that if we would have waited a few more hours, I may have lost her. She had an appendectomy, she's fine, and it's all good.

Long story short, cherish every moment you have with your wife / loved one, because fucked up shit happens every day, and it's not always caught in time. ER bills fucking blow, but almost losing someone because your insurance sucks is worse.
Not to be a dick, but she always bears her bosom. In this particular instance though, she bared it.
Gee, I've never seen this story before.
@Phintastic: Mike Brown and Eric Spoelstra disagree.
@Peter Nincompoop: My season tickets to the Cavs and Browns aren't going anywhere, I obviously can't speak for others.

However, my "retarded" comment was due more to the fact that Cleveland teams never actually win anything. Usually the point of "Front-running" is to cheer for a team that actually wins, right?
Jesus Christ, Raab. You're an outright embarrassment. Can we please let this fucking Lebron thing die already with the last bit of dignity this fan base has?

And for the record, "front running Cleveland fans" is a term not only void of any kind of logical reasoning, it's flat out retarded. Quit telling people you're from Cleveland, asshole.
This version is better. (I'd love to take credit, but I didn't create it.)
Since when did Braylon blowing become news?
@Peter Nincompoop: Spot on description. The East Bank was the only place to drink when I was in high school.
"Connick and his wife, Corrina, are seeking more than $25,000 in damages, lost wages and attorney’s fees."

So really he's suing for the time it would take to sue him in court. Fucking lawyers.
The part that this story leaves out is that Brian Bosworth was officiating, and Bo Jackson Jr. was driving the cart.
Well I, for one, think Lebron James is a cocksucker.

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You mean Drew already wrote that one? Well fuck me.
@cleverland: I'm no Latin major, but that means "without comedy", right? I doubt it was coincidence.
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