I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset, Less Than Comfortably

"@ClownBaby: The food isn't an issue since he ate the food and drink cart."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Illicit High-Five Is Apparently A Thing Now

"The Ginger Hammer went on to explain that according to quantum physics, nobody really ever high fives anyone."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Michael Hudec: Idiot Now, Idiot Tomorrow, Idiot Forever

"@Slapshot21: Eh, my apologies, it didn't read the same after another cup of coffee."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Michael Hudec: Idiot Now, Idiot Tomorrow, Idiot Forever

"@Slapshot21: "You knew that the Eastern Liberal Establishment Media would make this a racial issue." I'm pretty sure the genius who said "Fuck them N***ers" into the camera turned it into a racial issue."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on It's Too Bad The Title 'Psycho' Was Already Taken

"The main reason it will suck is because Uwe Boll will cast Tara Reid to play Ron Artest."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Another Rough Night For The Umpires

"I agree with the calls being horrible, but Girardi acting like an altar boy isn't going to get the umpires to change anything."