I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Phillies Female Fan Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For WS Tickets

"@Trizz Nathaniel: -1 for actually having that link up."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on And Now There's This: Sean Salisbury Really Is Suing Us

"So, is this the part where AJ posts the sketch of Salisbury's cock, and someone steps forward and picks it out of a lineup?"

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on And Scene

"@kayamonfrez000: It's comforting to see people crawl out of the woodwork to defend Papa Disney in his time of need."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on U.S. Striker Charlie Davies In Surgery After Serious Car Accident (UPDATE)

"@SavetoFavorites: Redacted my idiocy with broken image insertion"

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Your Noontime College Football Thread

"@Dashiell Bennett: EMU / CMU not quite getting it done for you? Yeah, me neither."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on The Learning Curve: These Idiots

"I love naked women, but not when they nearly get me fired from my job."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Sean Salisbury Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest

"Someone needs to download the breathalyzer app for his iPhone."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Another Life Ruined By Soccer Antics

"@Steve U: It didn't work out well for you either?"

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Another Life Ruined By Soccer Antics

"Heh, I got promised a roster spot for giving my bank routing info so that they could deposit my check for USD$7.5 million."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Hey, You Can't Park That There!

"@the earl of weaver: However, Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith see some fatal flaws with it."