I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset, Less Than Comfortably

"@ClownBaby: The food isn't an issue since he ate the food and drink cart."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Illicit High-Five Is Apparently A Thing Now

"The Ginger Hammer went on to explain that according to quantum physics, nobody really ever high fives anyone."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Michael Hudec: Idiot Now, Idiot Tomorrow, Idiot Forever

"@Slapshot21: Eh, my apologies, it didn't read the same after another cup of coffee."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Michael Hudec: Idiot Now, Idiot Tomorrow, Idiot Forever

"@Slapshot21: "You knew that the Eastern Liberal Establishment Media would make this a racial issue." I'm pretty sure the genius who said "Fuck them N***ers" into the camera turned it into a racial issue."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on It's Too Bad The Title 'Psycho' Was Already Taken

"The main reason it will suck is because Uwe Boll will cast Tara Reid to play Ron Artest."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Another Rough Night For The Umpires

"I agree with the calls being horrible, but Girardi acting like an altar boy isn't going to get the umpires to change anything."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Phillies Female Fan Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For WS Tickets

"@Trizz Nathaniel: -1 for actually having that link up."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on And Now There's This: Sean Salisbury Really Is Suing Us

"So, is this the part where AJ posts the sketch of Salisbury's cock, and someone steps forward and picks it out of a lineup?"

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on And Scene

"@kayamonfrez000: It's comforting to see people crawl out of the woodwork to defend Papa Disney in his time of need."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on U.S. Striker Charlie Davies In Surgery After Serious Car Accident (UPDATE)

"@SavetoFavorites: Redacted my idiocy with broken image insertion"