It's like, 'how much more black could this be?' and the answer is 'None. None more black.'
Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?
@PregameFlyover: Fa reals. Not even a pity chuckle.
What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot.
ON THE DOOR, BABY!
Here's hoping the 2010's is a bad decade for click-intensive retrospectives. #deadspindecadium
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: She's no Lacey Underall. #katielacey
So ur lies about a cell phone incident that is a lie
It would suck 2 b ur books editor.
I got here through my RSS reader. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
"Goodyear?"
"No, the worst."
@MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: BLACK SHEEP!
ESPN made him into cartoon Shanoff once.
"I have a prominent brow, and I do what I can to get by." - Stewie Griffin
@J.L. White: She consented (to the first eight inches).
@SelfWrighteousMetsFan: I hope he didn't ruin his nautical-themed pashmina afghan.
What's with the hatred? I love Moe T.
We're talking about the drummer for the Velvets, right?
I'd like to hear more about those burritos.
@Billy Clyde Puckett: "A strange wang... in the palm of my hand."
Sorry to guy all highbrow on everyone, but the Duke boys are cousins, not brothers.
@OutKukoced: Yes, officially known as "Passoverports".