Juancho commented on '2012' To Rain Emmerechian Destruction Upon Mankind's Backyard Twink Party: Peet

"Seth, this may be the funniest post I've ever read on Defamer."

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"@formerly Chief Wahoo: For Pete's sake, no more puns."

Rob Iracane commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"@Matt Sussman: I want you dead."

Juancho commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"Pete, how is it that you manage to look happy, evil, sane, and out of your mind, all at the same time, in every FB picture I've seen of you? Also, you are the one person who has a higher Traveler's Challenge score/IQ than I do, and it really grinds my gears."

Rob Iracane commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline

"FIRST!@"

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface commented on Sean Avery would like everyone

"This looks like half mad-lib/half ESPN comment of the day to me: I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing on Deadspin for guys to fall in love with Brady Quinn is gay jokes."

Juancho commented on Sean Avery would like everyone

"That girl was rode hard, put away wet, and ran over by a Zamboni about 3 seasons ago."

Juancho commented on Ad Agency Sex Tape Staffers Fired?

"@scroll_lock: I think he said her name was Ida Doer."

Juancho commented on SI's Dr. Z Recovering After Two Strokes

"Physician, heal thyself."

Juancho commented on "Operation Shutdown" (Still) Proceeding As Planned

"Is it amusing that I've been in my own "Operation Shutdown" at my workplace since mid-2006?"