<![CDATA[Comments from Cialis Cooper]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Cialis Cooper]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Which professional sports]]> Someone should have told that dude that if he was going to paint a big "G" on his face in the mirror that it would appear backwards to everyone else who looked at him.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Anonymous Anti-Weis Source Hints That Ditching The Ineffective Coach Is Possible]]> "You miss one more kick and I'll shoot you in the fucking knee."

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Matt Ryan Has Won Some of the Black Vote in Atlanta]]> To the headline writer's credit, he did forget to circle the guy in the white baseball cap on the left hand side of the photo.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on SHOTY First Round: Isiah Thomas Vs. Nightmare Ant]]> I wish this were more like the presidential election and a celebrity would just tell me who to vote for. My head hurts.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on So Abilene Christian Scored A Few Points On Saturday]]> I think that tuba player once made a fabulous argument about escalators actually becoming convenient when they break down.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on What does it say about me—and]]> Snap into a Centrum (silver).

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on We got a great big live blog Typin']]> Your description of tonight's events has me nervously anxious that you have already assigned kick-ass CB radio handles to each player on both teams. Please, tell me it's true.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Is this the live blog / Is]]> If coach K were ice cream, he'd be pralines and dick.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment]]> If by "gangsta shit" you mean exchanging pleasantries via electronic mail, then count me in.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Youky Lands A Hot One, But There's A Hitch]]> Survey Says: "Youkilis is jealous of that kid's hair."

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Colorado State's new interim]]> He's going about this all wrong. Success is always guaranteed, it's just always guaranteed to happen to someone who is not the Cubs.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on The head coach at Eagle Rock]]> Would the story be as funny if he had done this to his science teacher?

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Many Primates Still Not Sure Who Won Sunday's NASCAR Race]]> Tom Bergeron is calling all the shots at ABC now. Am I the only one who had his election coverage interrupted by a "Dancing with the Stars" clip show?

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Former Ohio State offensive]]> This is alarming news. Keep that shit out of the suburbs, and take it back to the mean streets of Columbus where it belongs.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on The great fox rebellion continues.]]> So now I have perferctly legitimate excuses not to run and not to attend church.
As long as they don't start attacking people watching football on TV...

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?]]> I can guess that I would not enjoy spending my free time with 84% of CNBC's readers.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Texas Lineman Gets Kicked Off Team for Racist Facebook Message to Barack Obama]]> What a dummy. He can't even spell Senator correctly.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Another Typical Day At The Fox-Attached-To-Your-Arm 2K Run]]> I always heard that Erwin Rommel loved to chase the ladies.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...]]> There is, indeed a double standard. Example: Had Matt Jones posed for that picture holding up some dolphins, he would simply be known around the league as "fag."

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on The Patriots Dole Out Their Swift, Kraftian Justice, Thus Ending The Short Career of One Cheerleader]]> I got fired from my job once for the exact same thing. Except I worked in a nursing home and was drawing Groucho Marx glasses and mustaches on the residents while they napped.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Philly Car-Tip Victim Inches Closer to Leaving Public Transportation Behind]]> Mr. Daulerio,
The mood of this post confuses me. Are you feeling guilty about a car that you may or may not have flipped over?
Regards,
C. Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on The Church Of Maradona Makes Baby Jesus Cry]]> I believe that citizens of Green Bay are officially off the hook.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Hey, That's Hate Speech]]> It would take several very large Coors Lights to get me to attend any "hibachi tailgate" party, regardless of party affiliation.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Woman hit by stray bullet]]> Nothing about this headline is the least bit shocking.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Al Davis To Be Wheeled Into Court Yet Again]]> Davis is afraid that if Kiffling wins he will just blow the entire judgement on penny whistles and moon pies.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Awful Announcing]]> This is the exact reason I gave up exercising.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Your WTF lead of the day:]]> I call bullshit. Sources close to me say the store is located in Chandler.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on This Is Why We Can't Have Two-Way Football Players Anymore]]> What happened to the good old days when you just had the team manager piss in your opponents' water bottles when no one was looking?

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on A Detroit Columnist Caught Making Stuff Up? Surely Not]]> Sorry you're not a star commenter so no one can read your entire post when you are on the second page without extra clicking.

-Gawker IT

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Jim McMahon's father is not]]> "Best quarterback in the the history of college football." Mr. McMahon Sr. has obviously let Eric Crouch slip his mind. Old people are funny.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Mystery Phillies Bud Selig Chastiser Identified! (We Think)]]> Seeing that National Anthem performance brought back horrible memories of the time I paid a scalper several hundred dollars for Frank Sinatra Jr. tickets.

]]> <![CDATA[Cialis Cooper commented on Loaded Feature Stories That Make It Abundantly Clear Why Newspapers Suck]]> This was once Rick Ankiel's favorite hobby, too. Didn't end so well.

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