Just be thankful that technology back then was such that we didn't have to listen to a random unfunny guy guess the grades before he gave them out.
Even worse, he celebrated each instance of (alleged) forced oral copulation with a sack dance.
Goddammit, now thanks to you I'm like crazy in love with her. What a mess...
Wait, which one is the guy? Both?
High school wrestlers? And nothing made it into his butt? I call bullshit.
Well, it's great that Gawker is taking him to task on its well-read website because there's no chance that this is a stupid persona he's created to get attention, inspire outrage and make money.

Also, he has horrible skin.
Hate to say it, but kinda hot.
Millions of people are crying over this guy's death? For real? Does Twitter make everyone sound like a douche?
Would it be racist, or something, to suggest that their child would look like Chief Wahoo? If so, I rescind this comment.
God is in ... His holy temple...
This is brilliant. EOM.
In my experience, vegans are usually non-violent.
FYI Mark - If a Chris Hansen pops up on your caller ID, it's probably not the punter.
It's ridiculous shit like this that ruined that nice Wahlberg boy's career.
I'm guessing that "Chih-Chung Chang" is also made up.
I was so hoping that was a Steve Blake jersey.
So wait, which one is Britney?

Oh, now I see... Thanks arrow!
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