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"Quick!"

Card_Chronicle commented on Tonight: Watch Young Girls Sacrifice Their Womanhood For A Shot At Something Shiny And Gold

"11-year-olds know no fear."

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"@Magnakai Haaskivi: They really haven't even threatened."

Card_Chronicle commented on Who Are The Packaneers?, Beer Olympics And The Mustache Institute

"@Magnakai Haaskivi: Solo couldn't decide whether or not to come out on a jump ball and got burned, and then the defense gave the ball away and a streaker snuck behind Chalupny. On a related note, the majority of Norwegian soccer players...I would."

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"Not exactly a rousing start for the Americans at the Olympics."

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"That's the first shot Mazzulla's landed since..."