Gourmet Spud commented on Plaxico Burress Suspended For The Rest Of The Season

"Then this is probably the wrong time to be seen in public with a 1950s mobster."

Gourmet Spud commented on You've done it again, Weekly

"@formerly Chief Wahoo: It's a little known fact that his best-known speech was originally entitled "I had a (horrible) dream (about leprechauns).""

Gourmet Spud commented on You've done it again, Weekly

"@formerly Chief Wahoo: You have those movies on at all times, don't you?"

Weed Against Speed commented on You've done it again, Weekly

"I don't remember that scene from Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood."

Gourmet Spud commented on Josh Levin's Fascination With Rick Reilly's Tooth Jokes Is Oddly Captivating

"It's the same reason so much of my poetry alludes to being raped by a grizzly bear."

Weed Against Speed commented on Josh Levin's Fascination With Rick Reilly's Tooth Jokes Is Oddly Captivating

"So maybe I'm taking it out on dentists. If this wasn't a sports blog I was commenting on and Rick wasn't thousands of miles away from me, I'd knock his teeth out, that anti-Dentite bastard."

Gourmet Spud commented on To Watch Tonight

"Longest...paper route...ever."

Weed Against Speed commented on As a man who often times wears

"@ArkansasFred: Beano Cook is going as the "Where's the Beef?" lady from the Wendy's commercials."

Weed Against Speed commented on As a man who often times wears

"Most people don't know this, but this is what AJ looks like if he doesn't shave for a couple of weeks: "

Weed Against Speed commented on You've Got Some Red On You: That Rebel Pete Carroll Is At It Again

"Trojan blogs are calling it a "ballsy" move, but I prefer the term harebrained, or possibly "retarded." Come on, Rick."