Everyone send some sympathy Mike Brown's way. For 20 years, he was just spraying diarrhea everywhere
"Goalie goalie goalie goalie goalie!"
-Austin Powers
Larry Craig is Jeff Garcia
Young handles the question as gracefully as he can
"I've been so fortunate to just get what I've got, but hey, least they didn't give it to a damn chinaman, right?"
Penis:
PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE
PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE
Um, you're supposed to blow it, not the other way around.
He's an always-relevant and up to date reference for every commenter who needs to make a joke about someone crazy. How could you possibly say no?
"Yeah, and don't try to grab a police officer's crack, either."
-Sam Hurd
Huard:Well you know what maybe that's gonna energize the faithful here, maybe Santa felt the same thing we all felt, that an inferior conference can never have a chance at a championship game with the inadequate voting system perpetuated by media types and a bunch of computers as somehow being beneficial to a farcically "amateur" sport, due to the corporate greed of the power conferences and the bowl organizers, making this already somewhat disappointing game here for Hawai'i fans even more obnoxiously boring.
Blackburn:Well that's one Santa who will definitely be getting coal this year.
Blackburn:Well that's one Santa who will definitely be getting coal this year.
I'm not sure why Nessler was so surprised, it's not like this is the first time Lynch has hit something and just kept right on truckin' anyway.
Might want to backpedal on constantly calling Amendola incompetent, before Sandusky finds a good excuse for a retrial.
As if an uproar over nothing wasn't enough, now we've invoked the tallest lightning rod for manufactured outrage there is.
Er, well, it used to be.
Er, well, it used to be.
It's a good thing ESPN is now publishing everything it knows about the case, and can make their arrests accordingly.
5) Anything anyone named "Irsay" says.
If the entire NFL were abducted by aliens tomorrow
"Wait, I'm in the NFL! You guys still do probings, right?!"
-Jeff Garcia
"Wait, I'm in the NFL! You guys still do probings, right?!"
-Jeff Garcia
Things are gonna be really awkward next season when the Denver Broncos are moved into the Leaders division.
According to police reports, the girlfriend was mercilessly and Thoreauly beaten.
Imagine their horror when they find out about other fun drinking games I played in college, like King's Cup, or Asshole, or GHBe My Lover.
This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Why, were they supposed to be sent to Florio?
Why, were they supposed to be sent to Florio?
