I've memed enough. This is not why I got into blogging.
Joe Buck is about to register stabbingmyself.com for him.
Will they all be ESPN horndogs?
Hines Field
That numbell one best missperring evel! #jeffreed
I think the only way they could have avoided this was to have the racers run 500 laps around the aquarium.
But still probably not.
The Creigh Deeds campaign has been tough on us all, Matt, but don't take it so personally.
They can't all have Sepulveda's number!
Quite the needledick
THIS MEANS YOU, APE!
Yes, I conveniently ignored the two Super Bowls the Redskins won when I was a kid in Maryland because I knew the Steelers would win two in my 20s.
/burns Drew's collection of salmon shirts
You forgot that Ray-Ray campaigned for the Jets or the Cowboys to sign him to big money in the offseason, then crawled back to Baltimore with his tail between his legs when no one wanted a fat old linebacker. Of course, being Ray Lewis, he pretends that he wanted to stay all along
HATEHATEHATE
The first ever wedding registry at the Sun-Maid raisin factory?
Her brown plastic hunting dogs
For her fake Bristol rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a Norby man
In a town full of bike racks
To get rid of itself.
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out.
Any team that gets Shannon Sharpe a Super Bowl and the right to brag about it for years to his 37 bastard kids is a team I want no part of. In fact, let's just make it a separate item.
Ooh, I can apply this to the Ravens too!
That goat's just havin' fun in there.
Now way that's more frightening than the actual Red Claw. Look at that scowl!
@Grimace: It's a Cutler jersey. I'm guessing tears are flammable.
@Randy the Dodge Ram: Minister of Homerism.
All right, Deadspin commentariat, you got in a solid hour of heckling. Now I must return to mother's basement to burn towels and breathlessly await regular season football.
@JimEverettsPhantomSack: After the 800th question about anal, my eyes just gloss over. Hopefully not with fecal matter though.
