Maddenpalooza: Stunted Paloozaness, Lots Of Badges, And Warren Sapp Is Insane

August 12, 2008 – This year is the 20th anniversary of John Madden football and to commemorate this historic occasion, the folks at EA Sports held a "MaddenPalooza" event in Los Angeles. More »

How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

July 13, 2008 – On the eve of All-Star Game festivities, where everyone will conveniently ignore that Yankees Stadium is one of the most unpleasant venues in all of sport and was gutted in the early '70s - in an attempt to make it look like a wondrous relic worth cherishing - we get a jump on the House That Ruth... More »

To Watch Tonight

July 13, 2008 – What to watch while rescheduling your teen gun giveaway... Cycling: Tour de France. 7 p.m. [Versus] Needs more donuts. Or even doughnuts. MLB: Colorado Rockies at New York Mets. More »

Favre Protesters Mark The Coming Of End Times

July 13, 2008 – The Favre shit is going to drag out longer than the war in Iraq. First presidential candidate to put the kibosh on this story gets my vote in the next six elections. More »

July 13, 2008 – Green Bay defensive lineman Johnny Jolly caught with 200 grams of codeine. No wonder Brett Favre wants to come back. [SportsbyBrooks]

Once Again, Sports Team Not Named For Monkeys

July 13, 2008 – The new NHL affiliate in Iowa has made the regrettable mistake, like so many teams that have come before them, of naming their franchise for some regionally appropriate animal over a monkey, ape, baboon, marmoset or even a humanzee. More »

The Panthers Need To Recruit More Up North

July 13, 2008 – CFL cheerleaders show you what sexy is all aboot. [The Big Lead] Brian Roberts feels about Tim Wakefield like i feel about water chestnuts. [Sox & Dawgs] The Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic has some Windy City competish. More »

Everybody Was Cartwheel Fighting

July 13, 2008 – My Google Fu appears to be on the wane as I wasn't able to get too much background info on who exactly these combatants are and where this took place, so I'll limit my commentary to WOWZERS THAT SHORE IS SUM KICK TO THE FACE BROSEPH!

Mmmmmmmmmm Tour de Donut

July 13, 2008 – Without the benefit of steroid scandals or testicular cancer survivors, this year's Tour de France isn't getting a whole lot of attention from the American sporting world. More »

Starbury Does Some Self-Branding

July 13, 2008 – It's no forehead Olympics tattoo, but Stephon Marbury has some fine audacious cranial ink of his own. And self-promotional too! The 30 Rock writers must make Tracy Jordan respond in kind. Stephon Marbury bounded off the New York Knicks ' team bus at Vegas' Valley High last night - a new tattoo... More »

You’re Welcome Ladies

July 13, 2008 – Busted Coverage turned up this video featuring a Rangers fan of [consults euphemism robot he lets sleep on his couch] considerable avoirdupois whose gut plunges a good foot or so below his waistline. More »

July 13, 2008 – Tony Romo fell in a pond at a celebrity golf tournament. Must have been a playoff hole. [Canadian Press]

Madonna Begged For This To Happen

July 13, 2008 – Jose Canseco is probably going to need some help with the fighting scenes in his grand Yuen Woo-ping-choreographed kung fu movie, because, well, dude can't fight. More »

These Are Clapping Dogs, Rhythmic Dogs, First-Pitching Dogs, House Dogs, Street Dogs

July 13, 2008 – Uno, who I believe was named for the card game I never bothered to learn, continues to blaze trails for doggykind. Back in February, he became the first beagle ever to win the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (though Snoopy remains the first to be a World War I flying ace). More »

Forrest Griffin Is Somewhat Headstrong

July 12, 2008 – UFC light heavyweight Forrest Griffin either possesses Homer Simpson Syndrome or as a teenager had very little regard for the condition of his cranium. More »

To Watch Tonight

July 12, 2008 – What to watch while imaging a world with hover bacon... In Progress: Arena Football Conference Title Game. [ESPN] I hear these are often better than whatever happens in the AFL Title Game. NASCAR: More »

July 12, 2008 – 113-year-old ban on pasty golfer leg is lifted. Not all change is progress. [BBC]

Wladimir Klitschko vs. Tony Thompson Open Thread

July 12, 2008 – Wladimir Klitschko and Tony Thompson are readying to square off in Hamburg (in Color Line Arena, no less) for the heavyweight title on HBO. Ukraine's Klitschko is the heavy favorite, but D.C. More »

Lima Time Returns To The States

July 12, 2008 – We've had an absurd dedication around these parts with bringing you the latest developments in the career of Jose Lima. Is it his infectious ebullience on the mound? More »

Won’t He Feel Silly In Four Years

July 12, 2008 – The Beijing Olympics forehead tattoo is the new hotness. [The 700 Level] This young Cubs fan is going to need some of that other kid's beer. [Bugs & Cranks] Charles Barkley would line to line up and shoot all the paparazzi. More »

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