This reads like it was written by someone who looks like an eight year old.
@Chuck Knoblockhead: Oh I see how it is. Ignore the tough questions and answer the softballs about Detroit, Michigan State and who is your favorite commenter with "Speedwagon" in his name.
Who is your second favorite commenter that has the word "speedwagon" in his name?
@Shakey: This seems more appropriate.
@DAULERIO: To be fair, he is extremely unlikable.
@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: Well, Mr. Praline got 9 responses to his question about wedding reception chair covers, so I think we can see where Will's mind is at.
Is anyone else imagining Will furiously clicking on the share button? I'm guessing the number of replies is equal to how important he thinks the questions are. Explains why mine only got one apiece...
@Will Leitch: *Oh my God, Will Leitch just answered both your questions. Stay cool, Knoblockhead, stay cool. You don't want to act like a dork in front of him*
So Mr. Lei-Will, did you see Terminator?
So Mr. Lei-Will, did you see Terminator?
Also, is it weird that I feel a sense of superiority to Cardinals fans, considering the Twins beat them in the World Series when I was less than a year old?
I know you stuck with the Arizona Cardinals, but do you really think that North Stars fans should have rejoiced over the Stars winning the Stanley Cup?
Williams then told his massage therapist, "I understand that your baby was born three months early and has only a small chance of living, but my ejaculation is a bigger premature problem."
Frost was confused as to why he was the one that would have to leave since he always thought nothing black and gold could stay.
If there's a God he'll develop laminitis.
[W]hatever you have to do to be able to transition in and out of your pants, we want to be leaders in that space."
I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. John Starks, you're no Jack Kennedy.
Playing with your balls while looking at a picture of some guy ejaculating? Nope, no repressed homosexuality there.
The volleyball however was suspended indefinitely for having inappropriate contact with a minor.
That's a tough call. Like all major voting decisions now I think I'll wait for multinational corporations to weigh in before I decide.
Wait until they take this one step further and protest the funeral of Kellen Winslow Jr.
Forget it, Joe. It's Chinatown.
To give you a sense of its prestige, think of a Mountie getting caught masturbating by a moose.
