Chuck Knoblockhead commented on Medicine Man Attempts To Lift Curse At Talladega, Opens Up Deadspin Comment Section To Ricky Bobby Jokes

"This reminds me of the curse put on the Yale Cheerleading squad after George W Bush forced the Freshman to go on the Trail of Beers."

Chuck Knoblockhead commented on Um, Gotta Support The Team?

"First post of the day and already a mention of the 98 Vikings and the possibility of losing them to another state. I'm so glad you're here Weed."

Chuck Knoblockhead commented on The Death Of The Workhorse Back. Jamboroo, Week 7

"New play caller Sherm Lewis doesn't know protection schemes and blitz pickups yet, so all his play calls will be routed through assistant coach Sherman Smith on their way to QB Jason Campbell. "Split right, pro, 513 purple monkey dishwasher on two."

Chuck Knoblockhead commented on Eric Mangini Deserves Your Scorn ... But How Much Scorn?

"There hasn't been this much anger directed at something so pathetic since the last time Moe was weekend editor."

Chuck Knoblockhead commented on ESPN Horndog Dossier: Erik Kuselias (UPDATED)

"Kuselias ended every sexual encounter shouting "For whom the Bell tolls, it tolls for me," before adding, "Aaaand I'm John Donne.""

Chuck Knoblockhead commented on Reggie Miller Trades Restraining Orders With Alex von Furstenberg

"Who exactly cares about this?"

Chuck Knoblockhead commented on Tim McClelland Believes In His Heart That Nick Swisher Didn't Tag Up

"The more shocking revelation was that 'in his heart' he had committed adultery with Jimmy Carter many times."