Mike: What is a donkey?

Trebek: No.

Mike: You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

I don't believe this for a moment. If Sandusky was interested in getting into boxes, he wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
20th Century Fox went after the Cardinal's use of their copyrighted image that was used shortly after Pujols signed.
Well... on the upside, maybe this will stop people associating batteries, snowballs and Santa with Philly?
No, no, no. You have it backwards--first you buy the American sports team, then you become dictator of a corrupted country.

- Mikhail Prokhorov

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I'll call after I run this errand to the Jerk Store.
"He's a good running back, man,"

Someone didn't take 3rd grade catechism... He is both God and man. Jeesh!
A president who previously owned a pro sports team? Russia, please learn from our mistakes!
That has to be a fake photo too--the tie, jacket and shirt all match.
Don't worry, 42 is the new 22 for designated hitters.
The Hall is a joke. Until I see Hall & Oates nominated up there, this institution is dead to me!
You know Keteyian really blew it when he asked McQueary if "the carpet matched the drapes."
"Sandusky Blitz" ... was a "banana flavored ice cream with chocolate covered peanuts and caramel swirl."

Was it a counter-clockwise swirl?
So in that last story the party was first held at a house, then at a dorm, then back to being a house.

I just hope the people who are making these stories up are more lonely than perverted.
While The Who is a fantastic band to cover, Curley's choice to sing "The Kids Are Allright" was later seen as in poor taste.
Nothing helps smooth things over like the plane singer with the sweet brown crumbs on the top.
Considering the crime in question, will we see a name change for Beaver Stadium as well?