Definitely need to delete an account or two. How do I go about scorching earth and burning bridges?
I don't care how stupid she is. I see her pic and I'm beating my dick like it owes me money.
@MattinglysSideburns: they offered me some great Uninsured Motorist and Tranny Surprise coverage.
Not that I give a shit about basketball, but if I read one more article that commits the peanut-butter-in-my-chocolate sin of mixing the NCAA tournament with the BCS, I'm gonna have to slap a bitch.
The BCS is the very antithesis of a tournament. Even using "BCS" and "tournament" in the same sentence is like some kind of grammatical bestiality.
Douches with degrees from NU ought to be able to sort that out for themselves, although they probably first read the stat on ESPN somewhere anyway.
@Barry Petchesky: That's what happens when you use laundry references - a "wash"? - as opposed to sports references.
Other metaphors to avoid when Weekend Mommy is posting: "mopped the floor", "nursed back to health," "hung out to dry", and so on.
@katiebakes: Totes McGotes. Be sure to add "pseudonymous internet commenter" as a reference, too.
@BigTenObsession: I read it differently but I prefer your interpretation.
@Tweeked Hamstring: Surely she had the message delivered by her doggier older sister, written on a Milk-Bone.
@twoeightnine: She had no idea she was marrying into aristocracy:
Hammond’s dad and brother are co-managers of a Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta.
Hope you're kidding about Katie. She did a far better job than some - I'd rather see her take over for A.J. than to ever see even a comment,let alone a full post, from Pareene again.
@The Velveteen Hammer: How much do you think Illinois would pay to have Florida take Zook back?
@ESPN hates UGA: Enjoy your cigarette!
From the GA Tech boards:
"That popping sound you just heard was the UGA fanbase's testicular explosion from massive involuntary ejaculation."
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@staudtb: If this were true, it would make me feel a lot better in my gloating than if he had ass cancer.
@Armen Tamzarian: If your whore is both masculine AND tense, you're probably doing it just right.
Congratulations! (And be sure to pay extra attention to the adam's apple.)
@MichaelScissorNeck: Think they could lure Zook away from Illinois?
He's about three years too late - his standard two-year run was up in '06.
As for health concerns, doctors report a spike in heartburn caused by an onset of Tebow deficiency.
@vinselanity: Funny jokes?
/checks byline....
Nope.
@StuperFan: Shoulda been thankful you put the fuckin' seat UP in the first place. I ever get complaints about leaving the seat up, I'll be leaving it down while I spray all over it.
How's that, honey?
So is Steve Phillips angry or not that Tiger's taking his sloppy seconds?
