What a perfect metaphor for the Vikings season.
Cut Peerless some slack. Hell, he only made a smidge over $20 mil in the NFL.
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This isn't an error; I am leaving for...different pastures. I can now be reached at d2thematthews@gmail.com.
Send an email to David Matthews, the author of this post, at david@deadspin.com.
So, where should I e-mail you again?
Send an email to David Matthews, the author of this post, at david@deadspin.com.
So, where should I e-mail you again?
@twoeightnine: Your work has gotten you laid in 8 National Parks? Are you Yogi Bear?
@Return_of_Kevin_Mack: @Return_of_Kevin_Mack: I looked through your comments page. I'm not sure which one was funnier, "correct"; "I love it"; "great"; or "Rams?". Fine work you are doing here.
Was that truck the Favremobile?
The girl on the truck was just taking one for the team in trying to stop Lindsay Lohan from violating her probation.
Phil Rogers is a Bud Selig apologist. So if you're not on the other side of an argument with him, you should be worried.
@Maloik: I always thought the MLS final happened after they turned off the life support machines.
/wrong sport?
/wrong sport?
If she would have gotten a little farther with the clothes removal, the Pink Zone channel would have switched over to this.
@vodkanaut: You forgot something.
/dick joke
/dick joke
If the source was anonymous, then you couldn't give him/her up to this fellow even if you wanted to because you wouldn't know. Confidentiality, on the other hand, would mean they could put you in the Testiculator Torturer 2010 until you screamed out the name.
/research method'd
/research method'd
Chronic Traumatic Encepholapthy is a bitch.
@ArkansasFred: She wandered over from the group that had "milf" painted on their stomachs.
Fuck the heck.
@Dr_Bombay: Yeah, but her results aren't generalizable because she obviously used a convenience sample.
The Full Duke University "Fuck List" Thesis From A Former Female Student
At what point in this process did she become a man? Because that might be the most important fact when putting these size ratings in context.
At what point in this process did she become a man? Because that might be the most important fact when putting these size ratings in context.
Replace "contending squads" with "Democrats" and this could be Fox News' memo to their researchers.
Do a live blog of him beating up Sarah Silverman while she is trying to do a live chat.
Does Felipe Lopez have a catchphrase, and if so what is it?
Better late than never!
Better late than never!
