...told reporters that he doesn't "know where Glen is at."

Glenda said the same thing after the operation.
Much better than Alex Rodriguez's bat: Valtrex, the Breakout Reducer.
Shoot 'em Jacob! Shoot 'em!
I wonder if he hired a struggling Australian Shakespearean actor to help with the hitch in his delivery.
Weekend at Bernie's 3: Bin Landen Boogaloo
Is There Anything Ken Griffey's Rookie Card Can't Do?

Convince me that using Soul-Glo was ever a good look.
@shwing: Well imagine seeing the guy who used to bang your wife for three straight hours. Just images of him, over and over.
@J-No: They were probably hoping for a run of a few yards to give themselves "breathing room" to run different kinds of plays.

A pass play at your own 1-yard line limits the scrambling a quarterback can do (think of the way a quarterback gets width and depth when avoiding a rush) as well as increases the likely-hood of a holding penalty by an offensive lineman, which results in a safety.

Just my thoughts.
There are now more interceptions then first downs.
@Internet_Nene: I was more of a fan of the female Oregon fans talking and laughing hysterically during the anthem.

Class.
Turned the fortune of Auburn around...

...And made a fortune doing it.
And there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Ya, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.
I think this is proof that we're all still safe until the BCS computers become self-aware and start a nuclear war.
@Maloik: I tip my dick-joking cap to you sir.
"Insane that something that brings you so much pleasure can also bring so much pain.'

Auto-asphyxiation lovers are nodding their heads. If, you know, they were alive and everything.
Jesus, after reading all of these comments I think we're going to run out of soapboxes.
I always knew there was something wrong in There's Something About Mary, there is no way Brett is smooth enough to pick up Cameron Diaz without getting some sort of harassment suit against him.
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