I wish my life was a disaster at $25 mil per year
Maybe they are buying it to quash it. Like Microsoft buys firms with operating systems that work and the automakers buy all the cars that run on banana peels and discarded underwear.
I say they should skip right to synchronized American football.
I thought it was in poor taste for the AD to say "Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out"
Almost as tasteless as the US women gymnasts posing with pacifiers in their mouths.
But will he be ready when synchronized golf becomes an Olympic sport in 2012?
And then he produced a photo of the Auzzue swimmers posing with their front teeth blacked out.
Aren't the gymnasts the ones that aren't cool enough to be cheerleaders?
That caused me to put my head under the other side of the pillow.
I think Open Sores is more fitting
I'm tempted to mashee my niblick
Script idea:

Bad News Bikers in Breaking Training

Climax with Floyd Landis' Amish daddy leading the cheer:
Let them cheat
Let them cheat

Anyhoo, if they don't want them to cheat quit making them go up all those fucking hills. The courses are unconscionably brutal

You just made that up.
He's taking this A-Rod and Madonna thing kind of hard
Speaking of making things up, how does he know how cool the other side of the pillow is?
if putting oxycontin in a bottle of Flintstones chewables count as tampering, then count me tampered
Brutal.

Kid was way too tough for his own good.

@SideAngleSide: or, as I prefer, anything in Jenna Jameson
now about that cover, let me ...... ask you ... a .... QUESTION...... David...
"And Bobby Hurley still has not scored a basket"
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