@RicksMounties: Fabulous.
"Your bi-annual "Olympic athletes get free condoms because they love to have sex with each other all the time" article was written by "Hat Guy" this year. Sleep on that imagery.
"I think you meant "BIENNIAL" - as in happens every two years, not biannual, which means happens twice a year.
/grammar nazi
@eriknorm: Yes. Well, at least one.
Meet your kids' douchebag floormates for freshman year, Class of 2021.
@Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: We'll always be the 1981 NL East Champions.
We're going from players who never had a prime to players who are past their short burst of goodness. These are Your Washington Nationals, folks: Our Crappy Team For Our Crappy Town.
April, 2005: Your Washington Nationals begin a new era of baseball in the nation's capital.
(crickets)
@InScutaro: They'll always be the Baltimore CFLs to me.
Why would Montréal Alouette fans come out for a Calgary Stampeders' parade? Picture fail.
/CFL dorkiness
@I Like Cheap Beer: and the Braves get the Nats for four games. If any team can bend over and take it, it's Your Washington Nationals (just ask the '07 Phillies).
My idea for the 2010 Marketing Campaign: Your Washington Nationals - Our Crappy Team For Our Crappy Town.
Alternate campaign: Your Washington Nationals - Suck It, Baltimore.
@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Actually, that would have been MLB holding DC hostage for the stadium. The new ownership just picked it up as a gift.
@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Smoltz vs Nats, June 25: 5 IP, 5 ER, 7 H, 5 K.
Some of #1 may be true (Adams Morgan is what blows, the roads were designed that way to impede foreign invaders, and Tysons Corner doesn't have an apostrophe) , but this is the The Most Important City In the World. So suck on it.
Even if the local football fans do get a bit carried away...
Ya gotta admit - the man does have good hair. If it takes that many chemicals to keep his locks in that shape, well, that's life.
@ Matt Sussman: +1 for the Cross Canadian Ragweed reference in the first graf... if that's what it was.
But when will then be now?
"Games Six" = +1 for Dash
/Grammar Nazi
For the amount of money the Yankees are probably raping him for as a fan for tickets (and possibly tax money too), the guy at least deserves a hug.
And, yes, my team bilked the nation's capital out of 660 million too. I got a hand job.
