Personally, I lol'd at "Ow" being the sign for the scoville unit table.
@ifandbut: Yar, these piratical applications be right up my jib boom! I would like to be subscribin' to ye newsletter.
@aiurx: One Ringy-Dingy...
Two Ringy-Dingy...
Good lord, those are some terrible photo-chops.
@christophmcchris: Dude, if I have to worry about zombies and shit, clothes are the last thing on my mind.
To hell with the Apple hate, there really needs to be a way for me to ban Yanko posts from my Giz.
Useless, uninformative, and impractical ideas that will never see the light of day.
@Denver80203: I don't know why this isn't more prevalent. Hospitals have been doing this to clean sinks for decades to keep the doctor's hands absolutely sterile. Surely it would work for restrooms or kitchens, too.
@mangochutney: Every time I have to use one of those crap pieces in a restroom, I want to kill people. They NEVER work right.
@Xak Dziura: Binary has nothing to do with it. It's just which row is indented.
@justinpe: Yeah, but that's not quite the same as having sheet music. It seems to imply preparation for your art, but that's just me. YMMV.
Eesh. Because when I think of sheet music, the main improvement I see is that it could be indecipherably small. If you're that into sheet music, get yourself some of this action: [www.musicreader.net]
@lizon: All you need is LAZERS!!!
@James Deichelbor: I tried this one once. The jury gave me a standing ovation as the bailiff dragged me away for contempt of court.
/may not be true
The Nostalgia Critic would like to have a word with you, something about being on "his turf", or something like that.
[thatguywiththeglasses.com]
I hope the Lost in Space poster parody is supposed to be ironic...
*sigh* It's sad that I see this, want it, and then realize that I'm getting older, and I'm no longer a gaming nerd anymore.
Oh yeah, and that whole "being broke" thing, too. Damn rent.
Okay, maybe I'm the only one, but while I'm all for green solutions, this just seems unnecessary, especially with such low-efficiency appliances in our homes.
@Aristeia: Not much of a need, I would imagine. Saving 2-3 cents on your power bill seems like small potatoes when %75 of it comes from your HVAC.
@chargernj: Funny fail, and context fail, together at last.
Point the first - the guy had already gotten several replacements
Point the second - his failure of several devices is not typical of exercising user results
Point the third - after his unit has failed and been replaced with no hassles several times, he sues
Q.E.D. - the failure is part of his fault, either through misuse or his just being too damn fat and/or sweaty to use it properly, and he should not be allowed to sue.
