DaeSu commented on Real Estate Mega-Mogul Commits Suicide

"@Rupert Pupkin: As depression is rage turned inward, is suicide really assassination turned inward?"

DaeSu commented on Kathy Griffin vs. Dick Clark In NYE Hell-Off

"Obviously, this is about everybody's else discomfort with Dick Clark's infirmity."

DaeSu commented on Madoff-Duped Hedge Fund Founder Kills Self in Office

"I would love to use my boot to wipe that stupid smirk off Madoff's rat bastard face."

DaeSu commented on Rick Warren Removes 'Gays Not Accepted' Sign From Church Website

"@theysaidwhat: I read that as "double-titty." I gotta lay off the egg nog."

DaeSu commented on More People Debunking Jeremy Piven's Poison Sushi Excuse

"He's a dick."

DaeSu commented on Perez Hilton Probably Didn't Write His Terrible New Book

"There's something oddly uplifting about an ugly person -- hello Perez!"

DaeSu commented on Inept Man Invents Trends For Imaginary Audience

"Mark Penn is like the Marcia Clark of political strategists."

DaeSu commented on Frances Bean Cobain Shopping For $7 Million Condo

"@llamalash: Well, she hasn't gone the teen-age rehab route of Drew Barrymore and LiLo, so I think she's already got a big leg up in the game."

DaeSu commented on Frances Bean Cobain Shopping For $7 Million Condo

"This kid could be a total mess, and somehow she isn't."

DaeSu commented on In Which We Send Tap-Dancing Chef Rocco DiSpirito to Therapy

"I grew up in Queens at the same time as Rocco, and if I'd known he was gonna grow up to be such an asswipe, I would have whupped him regularly."