Darnell_Turner commented on According To Snooping Europeans, Candace Parker Might Be Pregnant (UPDATE: She's Offcially Bumped Up)

"Let's hope, for Candace's sake during delivery, that the baby doesn't have Shelden's head."

Darnell_Turner commented on British Holiday Sales Charts

"@rainofwalrus: No."

Darnell_Turner commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week

"Florida minus Tebow equals a 12-1 season."

Darnell_Turner commented on Know Your New Tennessee Football Coaches

"@Donk In A Box: Vanderbilt AND Alabama - How does that work?"

Darnell_Turner commented on George Karl Does Not Miss Allen Iverson

"[i]doesn't trust his teammates because he's better than they are.[/] That's right!"

Darnell_Turner commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Toronto Raptors

"@Candace Parker Secret Lover: As would LaRue Martin."

Darnell_Turner commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Minnesota Timberwolves

"It's Rafael Araujo."

Darnell_Turner commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Dallas Mavericks

"Ya know how there are certain jokes we Deadspin commenters have been asked not to use as a crutch? Could we ask Deadspin's writers not to lean on some of their craptastic crutches like the "EA Sports Simulated?" Isn't that the sort of crap Deadspin should be ripping others for using?"

Darnell_Turner commented on Will The Real Joba Please Stand Up?

"I used to pose as Ryan Church to pick up women."

Darnell_Turner commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""I think this Jets/Raiders game could have an exciting, last-minute ending -- I doubt that it will." -heidi4bestpicture"