David Hume commented on Ole Miss KKK Protest Goes Swimmingly

"@DirkToberFest: As we speak, Bill Nye is freezing a balloon full of maple syrup with liquid nitrogen to inspire an auditorium full of 13 year olds to go home and accidentally break their big brother's glass bong."

David Hume commented on All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

"@MarkKelsosMigraine: Indeed: Mother, mother /there's too many of you crying."

David Hume commented on All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

"I actually found a drawing of this guy's future!"

David Hume commented on Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker

""Sheesh, what does a guy have to do to get roofied around here, anyway!??"

David Hume commented on High Schooler Celebrates Meaningless Block With Trip To The Gun Show

"@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: It's ridiculous, - they're like grains of rice, but chipmunks need something to power their 'personal massagers' with, too, I guess."

David Hume commented on Matthew Stafford Wins The Weekend

"Right now, in hell, some recently deceased Detroiter is being tormented by some dreadful satanic beast and thinking to himself: "Geez, I think I got ripped off."

David Hume commented on Full Moon Over Chicago

"Check out the ass on that filly. -Warren Cromartie."