Weird, I think of the Nets, and "total loss" comes to mind.
Edit - I should point out that he was basically a street urchin from Glasgow, one of 9 kids. Despite being a kid, he was gladly and eagerly accepted by the British military, because he was a street urchin from Glasgow.
The world is your oyster, solo bar guy.
That's a riot.
I admire your careful use of metaphor. However, despite your girlfriend's lack of clear objection, I'd caution you against putting a "kitchen accessory" in any "storage" location that feels "intuitive" to you, as I doubt that you'll end up a "hero" (excepting, of course "Oops, I thought you were down for that-Man").
Till next week,
D_H
Dicky:"Heh, I'll do you one better, watch this!"
"Golf World's Stop Slicing special? Are you shitting me?"