David Hume commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

"@sir_pantsalot: Oh man."

David Hume commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

"@Steve U: Oooooh, Shiiiit! /grabs Bobby Big Wheel, falls on floor of gym, spills Code Red."

David Hume commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

"@Bad Barbecue: When I am in the house fixin' and improvin' by sawin' stuff and hammerin' junk, are you going hover THREEFUCKINGINCHES from me, trying to help? I mean, I really, really appreciate the concept, but spinny blades skid and shit and you're going to get blasted in the tit with a rotozip, and that's going to be a week of frowns for everyone."

David Hume commented on Horndog Hero David Berson Rumored Leaving ESPN (Kissing Suzy Update)

"@Gourmet Spud: Hey Stuart, wanna play hang man? How bout we play a little game called hung man instead, sweetie?"

David Hume commented on From The Desk Of George Bodenheimer: "Class, Dignity And Integrity"

"all the exciting things his company is doing to slow its steady transformation into Connecticut's answer to Gomorrah. Porcupines across the Nutmeg State are outraged that their plan to turn Stephania Bell into a pillar of salt has been thwarted again."

David Hume commented on Jay Mariotti Tossed From Chicago Bar After Scuffle With Patron Over Cell Phone Pic?

"Also, a rep from Underground Bar ...also admitted he had no idea who Jay Mariotti was. But not before guessing he was either a DJ, cocaine dealer, bookie, crooked cop or accountant who specializes in hiding profits."

David Hume commented on The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers

"I bet that blogger makes Smurfette one very happy, very satisfied..."

David Hume commented on Yet Another Reason Not To See The Blind Side

"@MarkKelsosMigraine: Pictured: Facebook Commenter Ryan Anthony disrupts the Judiciary Committee's proceedings to announce his intent to 'make a poopy.'"