Just another cheap ploy by "Cotton" Candy Connor to promote her Bubble Butt line of porn... Shameful that she had to get Boots involved.
@Gay-Doh Fun Factory: Or she cranks one out like a Model-T.
My friend, Jay Riemenschneider, eats horse all the time.
Duro!!
The Cosbys could not be located for a statement; apparently, they were at the pool.
This has been a most excellent cupcake.
Turbo Teen
@Deric: Oh, they are. Of course they are.
Fraggle Rock
What day do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
(It's funny, because it's topical. Wocka Wocka!)
Fry-day!
(It's funny, because it's topical. Wocka Wocka!)
@CupcakeMonster: Enough with the mosque news! Jihad allah can handle.
Who gives a shiite what the halal she thinks?
Mafia Wars...prepare to be nuked.
If I called in sick to go to a ball game, guzzled $150 worth of ballpark beer directly outside of a luxury box that was playing Kendra's porn and then found a nice ladypal to make sexy time with me as I was eating corn on the cob and reading printouts of PerezHilton.com with my white shorts were around my ankles, finished the job -- exploded -- and ended the day with some Dippin' Dots while taking a dip...
Eh, I barely had the energy to get out of bed this morning.
Eh, I barely had the energy to get out of bed this morning.
@Wendy_Kroy: Right. "Jury of MY peers? Not if they're too stupid to get out of jury duty."
Obama won't ban gay! That's why I'm...
God damn it; I'm on the wrong thread again.
God damn it; I'm on the wrong thread again.
How much extra for the 'emergency slide departure + 15 minutes' luxury express package?
So the Tin Man and Cowardly Lion did reproduce...hmm.
El Reno 911!: Cocoon Attacks
Bai's parents seem pleased.
