Yikes. Choosing between a poorly made t-shirt and a blatantly racist t-shirt is Michael Richards' wet dream.
...Says the chick magnet posting bland commentary on the internet on a Friday night.
I even saw little kids dressed up earlier today as well
[Meanwhile back at the Sandusky house]
Well, I guess I'm not going to see Star Wars tonight.
/turns TV off
//throws remote in anger
Seems a little racist for a t-shirt. Then again... [www.google.com]
Get hammered tonight and go to Taco Joint tomorrow for breakfast/brunch. They have this salsa called jalapeno ranch. You will want to install a jalapeno ranch fountain in your house after going to that place.
I haven't been paying a whole lot of attention to the Jeremy Lin stories on here. Has anyone made a good bringing the MSG to MSG comment? Either way, sorry for ruining that joke with this comment.
Matt MaLINey seems like the best fit.
Of the 18 points John Starks made in his e-mail, I think he nailed 2 of them.
I'm still trying to get the facemask. That's the No. 1 goal.
Pictured: Mankind's suggestion.
"Aaron is a hack." A better blogger would have figured out a way to get Griffey and Bonds in the same outfield.
It would be a lot cooler if your dinner conversations didn't go like this.
Stev D: So how was your day?
Wife: It was great. 4 kids in my class started reading, and I think they're finally getting the hang of addition. Being a teacher is so rewarding. How was your day?
Stev D: I made strangers on the internet laugh.
Wife: [drops fork and stares]
Stev D: And I took a 3 hour lunch.
He works in Los Angeles. He carries a badge.
He works in Indianapolis. Manning holds his sack.
Very Short Debate: Mike Lupica vs. Wee-Man
Washington Foreskins is conveniently forgetting what his Mother said to his Father:
Mother: Honey, I haven't seen your face this bloody since the time my period hilariously coincided with April Fools Day.
Oh. You said dressed as Lance Armstrong. I'm an idiot.
-A One-Testicled Joel Anthony
Meanwhile, Brett Favre's "2-Minute Drill" is also 5.5 long.
To: Craigslist Ad Poster
From: Marv Marinovich
From: Marv Marinovich
I saw your ad on Craigslist. Before I agree to coach you, I need to know a few things about you.
1. Are you a righty or lefty?
2. Do you own athletic shoes?
3. Are you a no-good-sack-of-shit-drug-addict who gets his meth money by giving handjobs on park benches in North Hollywood?
Thanks.
I know the "This Is So Stupid" tag is supposed to be disarming, but wouldn't a more entertaining regular feature be the return of "ESPN Featured Comment of the Day"? This really is...
[pause to collect thoughts]
stupid.
Who won the game?
Oh, right.
/I hate my life
//And Lamar Odom
