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To quote Officer Dangle, he is an unfortunate looking (wo)man."
"College students: They will have sex with anyone, regularly use dorm bathrooms without washing their hands, and shower on a bi-weekly basis, yet, they are still absolutely determined to wash off the beer pong ball after every throw."
"@HIV 2 Elway: The girl on the left would like you to know that a pushup bra (and possibly some booby tape, I can't tell) is not an unrealistic expectation."
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