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"O God yes."

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"That picture only reminds me of the infamous "Tucker Max tries anal sex" story."

DontPracticeRenteria commented on Roger Clemens Sells Car To Bret Michaels In Order To Save Himself

"Last time I was in Atlantic City it was the first (hopefully last) time that I bummed a cigarette off a homeless person."

DontPracticeRenteria commented on Every Inch Of Justin Miller Tells A Story

"Not to be a dick but this guy needs more tats to keep people distracted from the growth on the side of his head. To quote Officer Dangle, he is an unfortunate looking (wo)man."

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"@formerly Chief Wahoo: Yea but the guy couldn't throw a curveball for the life of him."

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"P.S."

DontPracticeRenteria commented on A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2008

"College students: They will have sex with anyone, regularly use dorm bathrooms without washing their hands, and shower on a bi-weekly basis, yet, they are still absolutely determined to wash off the beer pong ball after every throw."

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"Plaid shirt, button down vest: Approve"

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DontPracticeRenteria commented on Elijah Dukes Has Been Quiet Long Enough

"@Tightlines: You worked at Hardware?"

DontPracticeRenteria commented on To Watch Tonight

"It has to be awkward when your kid is handing out his business card while being tied to his leash in the mall."

DontPracticeRenteria commented on Vinny Del Fuego Returns To The NBA

"Oh my God.."

DontPracticeRenteria commented on How To Deal With A Turnover Without Getting Hot Cross Buns

"@SlantedAndDisenchanted: Went to my little brothers high school graduation today and their class president used "change" as the theme of his speech."

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"But what about Marshfield's whippersnappers and rin-tin tiddlywinks?"

DontPracticeRenteria commented on Cedric Benson Runs Past More Red Lights Than Defenders

"Nobody has made polkadots look that cool since..."

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"@Balls State Explorer: Nothing compares to the Boobarium in Niponia."

DontPracticeRenteria commented on Paul Pierce One-Leggedly Asserts Himself In Game One

"Does anyone know if there is a Michelin Woman?"

DontPracticeRenteria commented on HS Basketball Coach Corrupts Students With Game They'll Be Playing In Two Years

"@BaBaBoey: Because people thought it would be funny to name the game after a city which was bombed in Lebanon..."