Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out

"SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS"

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Barry Zito Rules The Kingdom Of Fail

"John Smoltz became the first player in baseball history to receive a congratulatory text message Not true."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on You're No Yngwie Malmsteen, Banana Hands

"What a fucking oaf. Hey Doofus, start working on your cocksucking technique now and you'll fit right in at Dolphins mini-camp."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hey, "Costas Now" is taking

"Free tickets?"

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mel Kiper

"I disapprove of him and of you other societal dregs that spend more than two seconds talking or thinking about the NFL Draft. Suck me off in gas station bathroom, Mel Kiper."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hold Onto The Damn Ball, Dude

"Someone should do this at Wrigley with a SARS filled Faberge Egg."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel

"Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Wax On, Barry, Wax Off

"Doug Llewellyn on The Big Lead: "Worthless website."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Goodbye To All That

"No more primates at the Washington Post. Don't tell that to Jingles, the Portugese Orangutan that delivers the fucking interdepartmental mail and forces all his orangutan girlfriends to get abortions! That guy's gonna get pissed he got fired!"

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on The Washington Post comments

"How about they just come out and say, "This guy writes for a website that features blatant racism and homophobia?" Because he does, and that would have been that."