Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo

"@Doyle McPoyle: It's heart surgery."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Trying To Make It Back To The Bigs

"We wonder if Drew will have anything to say about this. Yeah we're all holding our fucking breath for the pearls of wisdom ol' Tons Of Fun will bestow between jerk off jokes."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)

"@Dan Levy: Suck me sideways."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)

"@twoeightnine: Thanks for the topical humor, you cunt."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)

"@The Diesel: You spelled "Bert" wrong, you fucking ignoramus."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)

"I think the real question here is not simply approve/disapprove, it's does he have a larger cock (when fully erect) than Cheryl Miller? The answer is no, so I DISAPPROVE of him and his free radicals."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Olympic Torch Relay Update: We're Runnin' In Circles Here!

"Great."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Matt Millen's draft board

"Because he sucks at drafting!"

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out

"@Clare: Can't be."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out

"SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS"

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Barry Zito Rules The Kingdom Of Fail

"John Smoltz became the first player in baseball history to receive a congratulatory text message Not true."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on You're No Yngwie Malmsteen, Banana Hands

"What a fucking oaf. Hey Doofus, start working on your cocksucking technique now and you'll fit right in at Dolphins mini-camp."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hey, "Costas Now" is taking

"Free tickets?"

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mel Kiper

"I disapprove of him and of you other societal dregs that spend more than two seconds talking or thinking about the NFL Draft. Suck me off in gas station bathroom, Mel Kiper."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hold Onto The Damn Ball, Dude

"Someone should do this at Wrigley with a SARS filled Faberge Egg."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel

"Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock."

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Wax On, Barry, Wax Off

"Doug Llewellyn on The Big Lead: "Worthless website."