Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
24 Apr 2008 2:37 PM
@Doyle McPoyle: It's heart surgery.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
24 Apr 2008 2:17 PM
We wonder if Drew will have anything to say about this.

Yeah we're all holding our fucking breath for the pearls of wisdom ol' Tons Of Fun will bestow between jerk off jokes.

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
24 Apr 2008 2:09 PM
@Dan Levy: Suck me sideways.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
24 Apr 2008 1:19 PM
@twoeightnine: Thanks for the topical humor, you cunt.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
24 Apr 2008 1:17 PM
@The Diesel: You spelled "Bert" wrong, you fucking ignoramus.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
24 Apr 2008 1:13 PM
I think the real question here is not simply approve/disapprove, it's does he have a larger cock (when fully erect) than Cheryl Miller?

The answer is no, so I DISAPPROVE of him and his free radicals.

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
23 Apr 2008 6:15 PM
Great. Now every Chinaman with a rickshaw is going to send their daughter to protest the torch in Nepal.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
23 Apr 2008 3:03 PM
Because he sucks at drafting! What a huge faggot! Originlolz!
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
23 Apr 2008 12:47 PM
@Clare: Can't be. There aren't 14 dudes from DUAN running behind her and sniffing the grass.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
23 Apr 2008 12:40 PM
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
23 Apr 2008 10:50 AM
John Smoltz became the first player in baseball history to receive a congratulatory text message

Not true. When Walter Johnson notched his 3,000K he got a telegram from Ty Cobb that read:

"Way to go Train. [stop] Let's go drink some gin [stop] and kill some fucking blacks [stop]."

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
22 Apr 2008 8:02 PM
What a fucking oaf.

Hey Doofus, start working on your cocksucking technique now and you'll fit right in at Dolphins mini-camp.

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
22 Apr 2008 1:46 PM
Free tickets? Live television?

America, meet my glorious, 10.5-Inch, full-color tattooed cock.

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
22 Apr 2008 1:19 PM
I disapprove of him and of you other societal dregs that spend more than two seconds talking or thinking about the NFL Draft.

Suck me off in gas station bathroom, Mel Kiper.

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
22 Apr 2008 10:58 AM
Someone should do this at Wrigley with a SARS filled Faberge Egg.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
21 Apr 2008 2:33 PM
Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock.
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
19 Apr 2008 3:20 PM
Doug Llewellyn on The Big Lead: "Worthless website. Now with super retarded guest writers!"
Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
19 Apr 2008 12:00 AM
No more primates at the Washington Post.

Don't tell that to Jingles, the Portugese Orangutan that delivers the fucking interdepartmental mail and forces all his orangutan girlfriends to get abortions!

That guy's gonna get pissed he got fired!

Avatar for Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter
18 Apr 2008 10:51 AM
How about they just come out and say, "This guy writes for a website that features blatant racism and homophobia?" Because he does, and that would have been that.
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