Because fuck Daulerio, that's why.
Robbed again.
Blow it out your ass, Daulerio!
@Chris Hanson's Axe: God DAMN. +1 through the ether, man!
Yeah? Well, I had SEX with your WIFE!
@Chris Hanson's Axe: I'll be back.
FAILBOT can seriously suck my dick. You're all gorgeous.
Before this war is over, Daulerio, I'm going to kill you.
HEY, DAULERIO!
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU RAT-LOOKING HALF-A-FAG!
A women's rugby team has released a sexy lingerie calendar, because they are required to.
Well if this is Satan's punishment for selling my soul to bring back Ecto Cooler, I suppose it could've been worse.
That "I was just nervous" line almost never works for me with bouncers.
Slippery slope, man. If you let guys go for dying mothers, what's next, dying fathers? Aunts? Pfft. There is a line in the sand, and across that line you DO NOT-
The guy holding the beer only adds to the realism. He's supposed to be Keon Clark, right?
You date crazy, you don't marry crazy. You never marry crazy.
"Hey, I'm about to be deported, can I have your baby for a second?"
"Well, I don't see why not!"
"Well, I don't see why not!"
That guy on the left has a "yeah, I just roofied this person, be cool, man..." look to him. Known as "The Long Island Special".
@HitandRunMarshawnRun: "We'll fuck the kids!"
"Hey, man, that's too far."
"Hey, man, that's too far."
@Ron Dayne's strict diet: Now you sound like Joe West.
Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been hit! I think it was an Asian gang or something...there was this guy, he looked Asian...and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was...Asian.
That's the last face numerous hookers have ever seen, and, oddly enough, the first face for some as well.
