Doyle McPoyle commented on Jayson Williams Walks Into A Bar…

"@Chris Hanson's Axe: God DAMN."

Doyle McPoyle commented on The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure

"Yeah?"

Doyle McPoyle commented on Deadspin Very Special Guest Editor Days Are Here Again...

"@Chris Hanson's Axe: I'll be back."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Deadspin Very Special Guest Editor Days Are Here Again...

"FAILBOT can seriously suck my dick."

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"Before this war is over, Daulerio, I'm going to kill you."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: Faith And Fear In Flushing

"HEY, DAULERIO! GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU RAT-LOOKING HALF-A-FAG!"

Doyle McPoyle commented on Let's Try A Kournikova-Based Economy

"A women's rugby team has released a sexy lingerie calendar, because they are required to. Well if this is Satan's punishment for selling my soul to bring back Ecto Cooler, I suppose it could've been worse."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Volleyball Fainter Is Fine, Thanks For Asking

"That "I was just nervous" line almost never works for me with bouncers."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Ryan Moats Denied Deathbed Visit To Mother-In-Law By Heartless Cop

"Slippery slope, man."

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"The guy holding the beer only adds to the realism."