Doyle McPoyle commented on Kobe And Vanessa Say Maid's Crap-Sifting Allegations Are Untrue

"You date crazy, you don't marry crazy."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping

""Hey, I'm about to be deported, can I have your baby for a second?""Well, I don't see why not!""

Doyle McPoyle commented on The True Origins Of The Ryan Leaf Photo

"That guy on the left has a "yeah, I just roofied this person, be cool, man..." look to him."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Take A Ride In Lane Kiffin's New Company Car

"@HitandRunMarshawnRun: "We'll fuck the kids!""Hey, man, that's too far.""

Doyle McPoyle commented on Donte' Stallworth "Flashed His Lights," But Still Did Not, You Know, Hit Brakes

"@Ron Dayne's strict diet: Now you sound like Joe West."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Donte' Stallworth "Flashed His Lights," But Still Did Not, You Know, Hit Brakes

"Oh my God!"

Doyle McPoyle commented on You Know It's Officially Spring Time When Sal Fasano's Mustache Is In Full Bloom

"That's the last face numerous hookers have ever seen, and, oddly enough, the first face for some as well."

Doyle McPoyle commented on Would You Buy A Benz From This Man?

"He better not be moving in on Ashley Schaeffer's territory."

Doyle McPoyle commented on I'll Just Drift With The Current For Awhile. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

"Run all you want, gringo, you're not getting away from Lil Ze."

Doyle McPoyle commented on The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids

"Team assistant Laura Kids declined comment."