MattinglysSideburns commented on Now It's Time For The Tiger Woods Scorned Poon Parade

"Charles Pierce, the behatted nemesis of Bill Simmons, wrote a piece for Esquire.com about his experience covering Tiger and the golfer's not-so-secret rep as "something of a hound." This is not to be confused with Payne Stewart's not-so-secret rep as "someone in the ground.""

Kid Canada commented on Now It's Time For The Tiger Woods Scorned Poon Parade

"HALF!"

Kid Canada commented on 2009 SHOTY Awards: A New Beginning

"Sports Illustrated doesn't understand why you don't just split the award evenly among Tebow, Jeter and Favre."

crazyjoedavola commented on 2009 SHOTY Awards: A New Beginning

"@TheStarterWife: Ah yes, the great debate amongst us old timers."

Kid Canada commented on January's Golf Digest Cover Story Becomes Accidental Letterman Bit

"When backtracking, ensure there are no giant obstacles in your way."

MattinglysSideburns commented on January's Golf Digest Cover Story Becomes Accidental Letterman Bit

"Fresh Cup's decision to run with the "Get More Bang for Your (Star)bucks in Seattle" article on the cover proved to be equally ill-timed."

crazyjoedavola commented on January's Golf Digest Cover Story Becomes Accidental Letterman Bit

"4."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands

"Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light. Sure, Jewel does this for 3 years and it's adorable, but it's a "crime" when he does it."

Kid Canada commented on Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands

"Dunlap told officers he was going home from a "gathering." In fairness, who hasn't gotten absolutely tanked with the boys playing Magic cards until the wee hours?"

MattinglysSideburns commented on Tiger's "Other Woman" Says Affair Story Is "Ridiculous"

"I think they probably misinterpreted because they are on so many drugs and just stupid."