Haha, thank god it's not me. Funniest pic I could find of Aaron Heilman at the time, although I just found a funnier one

Welcome back, sir.

I know this is like 8 years later... but you bring up a good point, I didn't even notice he wasn't drenched in that picture -- during my formative years, I thought something was wrong with me because Ewing would be sweating buckets during warm ups, and I didn't sweat a drop until I was like 22

Lizard, am I standing in poop?

Yes indeed...

Hi I'm Giuseppe Franco. I don't own this Deadspin Commenting Account. I don't anything about it.

"You could have replaced all of the Euro draftees' pictures with random shots from a sex crime registry and no one would know the difference."

Love it.

I'm beaming with pride.

That picture belongs on a billboard in Times Square.

Comment of the Fortnite, my friend. That album still slays me, even after eight years... "Kim" is the best Dillinger Escape Plan song, ever. (At least, when I think what a song from a band called Dillinger Escape Plan should sound like, I think "Kim".)

And I quote your Deadspin profile:

Doyle McPoyle has no friends.

Bwahahahaha!