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@Bobby Aguilera: Friend me and I'll send you some joke seeds to plant in Farmville.
@Daveinva: I bet if that star had a Battle and Gallactica around it you'd respect it a little more than that.
@GaybrahamLincoln: You're the perfect bait. They will view you as conflicted, you're homophobia is so visceral.
@Phintastic: Come on, you're better than that.

/looks at comment history

Nevermind. Carry on, Sweetie.
@AndrosZ: There, you've been promoted, Sweetie. Now do Momma a favor and shut the fuck up about your lack of a star.
@OchentaYcinco: Identification of this as a 3, 2, 1... comment in 3, 2, 1...
@DAULERIO: Oh, my. FAILBOT used to bring it like that. Now that I think of it, I think he left for the weekend already...
@MarkKelsosMigraine: You're not alone. He used to take me out to dinner first, too.
@CurseOfBobbyLane: Hey! It's that singer guy with the same name as the Deadspin guy!
@KaiserSoze: It's not Plax's approval you should be concerned about, Sweetie.
@I_Like_TDs: Just in case anyone still doesn't get the joke, "Drago'd" refers to Ivan Drago (played by Dolph Lundgren), the antagonist of the popular boxing movie Rocky IV (1985). [en.wikipedia.org] He uttered those words "If he dies, he dies," after knocking out Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers), who then died.
@Voltron's Underwear: This much fail in one thread gets me slicker than Prince William Sound.
All of you should be thankful I'm keeping a certain someone busy tonight. #newyorkyankees
@RestoretheRoar: Maybe you should find your way to the TMZ website, Sweetie. #billsimmons
Oh, the stories I could tell. #stevephillips
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