You know what doesn't help?

What you're doing. Why don't you go ahead and worry about making jokes and we'll worry about the state of the comment section.
That's worth a shot.

Be good.
That poor guy had better get home and rip those things right off.
@ STF, No, we don't. As was mentioned elsewhere in the thread, we don't like jokes that are only relevant to us (the chummy joke makers) and not them (the larger audience).

Raysism's bit was far, far from the most objectionable thing on the site today. Not even in the bottom 70; frankly it was a decently constructed line, but it (and we know what it is) is the sort of thing best kept in the cupboard.
Way to subvert that meme, Phin.
"DUUUUUUUDE, lets trash this party!!!!

"Didn't you graduate, like 5 years ago?
Really? We want to be those people?

2/1 was amazing at the time; I was there, being a royal dickhead and it was a blast. What made it so great had a lot to do with relative positioning of our respective places and everything that went along with Deadspin being Deadspin and ESPN being ESPN 4 years ago. By all means, go over there and spray paint some walls and shit, but be aware that it might not have the same relevance, and we might not look quite as cool.
Now, where have I heard that before?
Hah! and fenugreek, and coriander, and cumin, and pepper, and turmeric!
Let's wind this down, now.
You wont get banned for being intelligent and relevant in small doses.

We're more concerned with that "So, I was watching the Oregon game with my buddy, and we both were mad that they used their alternate home jerseys, because we like that green piping better! Go Ducks! drivel.
You know what's really awesome? Reading the earlier comments before you hit submit. That's what's really awesome.
Coincidentally, I'm just ragingly unimpressed, too.
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