When you're older, you'll be trying to dodge Valentine's Day. It's a women's holiday.
Levels of homelessness:
- Crashing on your brother's couch
- Cardboard box in an alley
- Big East membership
- Crashing on your brother's couch
- Cardboard box in an alley
- Big East membership
You picked the wrong day to be taking cheap shots, McGee.
First Manning took too big a share of the Colts' salary cap, now his plan is to bankrupt Medicare.
Todd Haley then made Bill Belichick his role model, not by studying Belichick's coaching methods, but by staring at this poster 3 hours a day.
If saying Nissan Versas are low quality makes you a rich person, then I guess I'm a billionaire.
This girl's not a keeper. If she's a Patriots fan, give the money to Bernard Pollard and see what he can do.
Even this shows more integrity than interviewing the ETrade baby.
Is the video hard to find because it was taken down, or because Deadspin linked to it?
"This was not about politics, this was about insanity."
Did Cundiff really miss the field goal, or were the goal posts misplaced?
They wanted to capitalize on the movie's success in a timely manner before people forgot about it.
Hey, let's keep it PG in here. You think Brian Williams would use that kind of language? Way to be a tough guy Magary - why don't you show up at Panera Bread sometime and we'll see who's a tough guy. I don't give a care.
"Which reminds me, there's bad, there's reprehensible, and then there's Lisa Guerrero. Somebody needs to set her up on a blind date with OJ. I'm serious."
Bill Simmons was Bob Ryan before Bob Ryan was Bob Ryan.
"largely unknown and he's unpopular among those who know him."
Half of Toyota's viewers don't know why Kelly Clarkson is hauling around a fat guy in a Corolla, and the other half has ruled out buying a Toyota this year.
You can do it!
The next time Mark Jackson wants to leave his stamp on the coaching profession by setting records for free throws, maybe he can give a heads-up to people betting the over/under.
I can get you a video of Mitt Romney trying to gamble for $500,000.
