@Steve U: Good on ya, Ray Smuckles.
@André Roussimoff: In today's Chron, Ray Ratto, making sense for one of the few times in his life, speaks to Monty's charmed existence as opposed to Gary Williams' life in hell.
@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: The real question is whether a bear can kill Gary Williams.
And somewhere, Roxy Bernstein is ordering ribs. And somewhere, Johnny Holliday is listening to elevator music.
Enjoy the game more!
@Dan Daoust: Arsenio should never have let Farrakhan on his show.
@UpstateUnderdog: Electric Six put it best:
"I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!"
@Evgeni Merkin: I was told there would be cake.
If only Marge were here to calm everyone down.
@What Would Kornheiser Do? wants James May's haircut: "Open the fly to your sunshine."
@The Sports Hernia: What Game 3 needs is some Jim Tunney sideburns.
My Marquette friend in Vegas forgot to get his bet in on time, so (1) his team lost and (2) he can't take the cash for Stanford failing to cover. PWNED
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Did you get the DCKYV pizza, with tropical fruit flavors and a free Tampa Bay Rays cap?
@Clare: I usually do this, except there's a LOT MORE drunk-dialing and playing 2 Live Crew involved.
@Afino: My lock of the week: the broads at the back of the photo. One's a heifer, one's a winner, and hell, I'll take 'em both.
@Forced Entry: YOU TRY TO CONFUSE. Knight clears his throat only when he's speaking on camera. Pay attention. <3
Coach Knight made too much of a Coach Knight pick. Pitt over Texas, UCLA _AND_ UNC? My, my, my, Bobby.
Jay Bilas just picked all four #1 seeds to make the Final Four. FAIL
1. Greg Gumbel looks the same as he did when I was born in 1983.
2. Texas-Arlington earns its first bid out of the Southland. How does it feel to be the best team in the city of Arlington?
3. Look for a zillion Applebee's ads narrated by America's Boyfriend, John Corbett.
4. Feelgood story: Baylor. Sure, they don't belong. So what? Just a few years ago, that program lay in smoldering ruins. Now they've got something to celebrate in Waco. Well, no, wait...I guess their women's team ain't bad.
1. Greg Gumbel looks the same as he did when I was born in 1983.
2. Texas-Arlington earns its first bid out of the Southland. How does it feel to be the best team in the city of Arlington?
3. Look for a zillion Applebee's ads narrated by America's Boyfriend, John Corbett.
4. Feelgood story: Baylor. Sure, they don't belong. So what? Just a few years ago, that program lay in smoldering ruins. Now they've got something to celebrate in Waco. Well, no, wait...I guess their women's team ain't bad.
"Well, I'd expect these kinds of shenanigans at a Major League Lacrosse match...but not here!"
/backup plan
