"I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!"
@What Would Kornheiser Do? wants James May's haircut: "Open the fly to your sunshine."
@Forced Entry: YOU TRY TO CONFUSE. Knight clears his throat only when he's speaking on camera. Pay attention. <3
2. Texas-Arlington earns its first bid out of the Southland. How does it feel to be the best team in the city of Arlington?
3. Look for a zillion Applebee's ads narrated by America's Boyfriend, John Corbett.
4. Feelgood story: Baylor. Sure, they don't belong. So what? Just a few years ago, that program lay in smoldering ruins. Now they've got something to celebrate in Waco. Well, no, wait...I guess their women's team ain't bad.
2. Texas-Arlington earns its first bid out of the Southland. How does it feel to be the best team in the city of Arlington?
3. Look for a zillion Applebee's ads narrated by America's Boyfriend, John Corbett.
4. Feelgood story: Baylor. Sure, they don't belong. So what? Just a few years ago, that program lay in smoldering ruins. Now they've got something to celebrate in Waco. Well, no, wait...I guess their women's team ain't bad.
/backup plan