FirstDerivative commented on Ari Fleischer Has Settled Nicely Into His Job Of Spinning Wildly Unpopular Ideas

"It's like invading a country because dad failed and saying its to find weapons of mass destruction."

FirstDerivative commented on In A Time Of Mourning, Our Nation Turns Its Eyes To Jair Jurrjens

"But I thought playing Airplane on the Yankee Stadium Jumbotron after Corey Lidle died was rather tasteless."

FirstDerivative commented on The Utterance Of This Word Should Be Punishable By Death

"Chone Figgins on this list?"

FirstDerivative commented on Welcome Letter

"Today's like Christmas in the blogosphere, except Dad won't beat me when I complain about my presents."

FirstDerivative commented on Introducing The Learning Curve

"@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: ohh snap"

FirstDerivative commented on The Summer Of Our Discontent

"I like the Grag Paulus tag, because clearly the QB at a national power like Syracuse should be noted in a general football essay. This is why people hate Duke."

FirstDerivative commented on In Which We May Soon Celebrate Danica Patrick In All Her Glory And Extremes

"The Joe Morgan spread has him covering his dick with a picture of Billy Beane."

FirstDerivative commented on The Cowboys Scoreboard Punter Drinking Game

"9."

FirstDerivative commented on Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Barbaro

"Gallop polls indicated this would be the year."

FirstDerivative commented on Josh Hamilton's Re-Redemption Begins After The Vituperative E-mails End (Update)

"Are we sure Ken isn't a pseudonym for "Mike Lupica""