@Dingoangst: Men can't have babies.
/Emmitt Smith
/Emmitt Smith
@InfoMofo: Or watch Sesame Street.
@BlackPelican: funny
@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Understandable. She is pretty hot.
I think receiving a handjob from a recently pregnant hooker in the midwest is slightly more depressing than actually being a recently pregnant hooker in the midwest.
@Murray Hewitt: very funny
@Son-of-MonsterChalk: On the other hand, residents say things like "Yumzies."
@Tulos_Mullet: You jacking it?
Love the "what happened, nigga" comment from his buddy. Would love it more if they walked through a hard part of Houston and greeted people this way.
@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: You're Ingrid Backstrom?
Anyone else surprised there was not an actual child in the highchair that gets thrown?
Edited for being too stupid to read the earlier comments first.
@TopesWin: I'd like to circumvent her globes! Wait - this isn't the post about the 40 year-old's tits, is it?
Joe Montana is really turning back the clock with those Sketchers.
Enough with the intern videos today.
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I'm not a female. And now I have a very bad feeling that you are not, either.
Nice picture. It's always a little awkward to figure out what to do with your hands at the glory hole.
Zero percent knew that Tiger bought his jeans from Lands' End until seeing this picture.
I know Euro rules are different, but why is there a NASCAR pit crew officiating the game?
