comment_ninja commented on Brazilian Indoor Soccer Player Dies In Just About The Most Horrific Fashion Imaginable

"@Armen Tamzarian: Frankly, zapping any commenter sucks, and I wish I wouldn't ever have to. Sometimes, people give you no option. Bleah."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20314331 10:29 PM on March 9

comment_ninja commented on Big Trouble For Big Ben

"@jodark: I'm not commenting on the merits of anyone's arguments, but, all involved - please mind the fine line between reasonable minds differing and idiotic flamewar. Carry on."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20174221 11:31 PM on March 5

FAILBOT commented on Spring Training Win Way More Important Than Silly "World Series"

"@Phintastic: I like the way you and Norbiz think."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20144851 11:03 AM on March 5

FAILBOT commented on Last Night's Winner: Rioters

"@sweett310: We're not doing /fixed in these parts any more."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20095712 10:26 AM on March 4

comment_ninja commented on Marvin Miller Remembers The Pre-Crazy Jim Bunning, Labor Revolutionary

"@Highbury Library: (and others) If you want to thoughtfully disagree with the conclusions drawn in the article, criticise its construction, spelling and grammar, that's fine. Directing boorish, unclever, crass (and unfunny) insults at the author is the province of commenters at lesser venues and no longer flies here. Note: This is not directed at you alone, and is not restricted to this piece."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20078777 09:15 PM on March 3

FAILBOT commented on Unborn Baby Yao Causes An International Incident

"@Pesti-Esti: Phone held, duly noted. Semi-racist and Martin Lawrence-y joke-making dopes: Mr."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20067695 04:59 PM on March 3

FAILBOT commented on Unborn Baby Yao Causes An International Incident

"@Beer_Fart: Come on with the "L's and R's" bit."
http://deadspin.com/comment/20067335 04:53 PM on March 3