Rick Reilly thinks "Bristolmetrics" refers to the employee directory defaced with a collection of "yes, yes, yes, no..." jokes and would like you to know the page he added with a picture of his wife is almost entirely Yeses.
The similarities continued, as both the 2012 Zambian national team and the 1996 US gymnastics team celebrated their victories by not menstruating.
Lin rocketed to the number-one most searched item on Baidu, the Chinese search engine.
Pictured: The second through tenth most searched items on Baidu.
Jason's made it clear he won't apologize or believe Jeremy Lin has more than a few inches until he sees evidence himself. No one can accuse the man of not being thorough as he's taken the same stance with the existence of a deity, the loch ness monster, Bigfoot, the planning and execution of 9/11, and his own penis.
Pictured: Manic.
Shayegan can be differentiated from other piggyback bandits by his tendency to move forward then crouch down then move forward and crouch down before jumping onto people's backs.
If I know anything about corinthian strikers, all his chances of escape slipped away when they cut off his hair.
Congrats, well deserved.
nobody even comes close to Lin in planking ability.
Sure, Lin's got tremendous upside potential, but until he shows the kind of consistent and prolonged skill of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed we can't even have this conversation.
Flopping Its Way To Victory
While there was some confusion surrounding the title of her autobiographical film, the production staff soon realized that although she has, at best, a tenuous grasp of the meaning of the word "Victory"..."flop" does accurately represent the sound Lindsay Lohan's vagina makes during sex.
Learning The Secret Of Rugby, Nine Concussions Later
+1, I've enjoyed this piece every time you've written it and am excitedly awaiting permutation ten.
