SponsoredbyV8 commented on Oh, How Innocent Tiger Woods And His Brood Of Swedecaublasians Were Just A Short Time Ago

"Sometimes, when you wake up, your wife just happens to be trying to stab you."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on And Jason Whitlock Asks The Question We've All Been Thinking About The Tiger Woods Accident...

"Breaking News: Heidi Klum has filed divorce papers pending the severity of Tiger's facial lacerations."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on This Night Ended With A Brown Out

"biggest asshole paramedics ever They came in and did their job, only stopping to tell the protesting drunk girl (whom you called the ambulance for) that she had to go with them and had defecated everywhere?"

SponsoredbyV8 commented on Sissies, Drunk Yoga And The Last Pure Football Game: A Dispatch From Harvard-Yale

"Yale immediately regretted not going with a more strongly worded t-shirt after seeing Harvard's Yale football chokes like Annie Le shirt."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches

"They would see better results if they stopped practicing with plastic footballs."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on The Haughty Drunken Excess That Is Harvard-Yale In Pictures

"@lastingsmilledge: Brown students would look down their nose at you for not being at Brown and for drinking aggressively before an ultimately meaningless sporting contest."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone

"The problem with jerking it near the dog is you never know if the little bastard is going to suddenly decide to want attention/want to play/figure out what the hell you're frantically doing with your hand. Then, as soon as you give the dog the one handed shove away, they think you're playing and come flying back toward you for more fun and games."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on Jay Mariotti Tossed From Chicago Bar After Scuffle With Patron Over Cell Phone Pic?

"@Steve U: The milk and teddybears were really bizarre though."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on Chicago Has Pretty Much Completely Turned On Jay Cutler

"The good news is they won't need toxic grain alcohol to get rid of him, a few sugar packets will do the trick."

SponsoredbyV8 commented on Mark Mangino Has A Bit Of A Temper

"Wright has every right to complain."