All these bitches are taking shots. Careful what you wish for, Ben.
@Armen Tamzarian: the only way to punish today's fame slugs is "just don't look". It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!
Q: Any words for Antonio Cromartie?

WW: Enough with the kidding around.
@Tulos_Mullet: and god help you if you leave ass prints on the hood of his Camaro.
@Cyrus_the_virus: Shit, I stepped right on ya. How DID I get this freakin' star anyway!?!?!
@Clamps: Yeah. And it's mostly head.
But what dog will Andy Reid be getting?

Corn 10/1
Chili 5/1
Footlong 2/1
Footlong Chili 2/1
Meat Lover's 0/1
Cadbury Orange Cream Egg

Really? Since when? WHAT YEAR IS THIS!?!?!

::drools::
@Marloandme: Man, that pic never stops warming my cold, black heart. Sometimes I even Photoshop a Bluetooth on the Dad's ear if I'm really feeling down in the dumps.
Sometimes I really long for the days when 99% of all mainstream music wasn't marketed directly to the 'tween' demographic. And then I remember when Christopher Cross swept the '81 Grammys, and I calmly take the radio into the bath with me.
It's like reading ipecac.
If it didn't happen in Cleveland, it probably wouldn't have reminded me of this (NSFW language):
Suckers. Dirk Diggler can easily be talked down to $10 for that.
Naturally, I would expect Jerry Jones stood behind the Pit Boss and second guessed his every move the whole time.
But he looks so happy on those Quaker Oats boxes.
That's the craziest thing I've ever read on the algorenet.
A little reminder that it's not just the Cowboys' receivers who have holes in their hands.
I think a simple "nnnNOONAN!" would have sufficed.
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