Will there be a deleted scene where Fireman Ed rushes in after them?
I can't wait for the scene where Bane fights Cleatus.
Total rip-off. That's the exact same greeting the 1866MEATBAT guys have been usin...uhh, I mean, I can't believe you called that Tommy you fag!!1
Nice try, Barry. Pure Darlene Jones baiting.
I don't want to have to subtract four...just to get my bearings.

Um, you subtract eleven for military time, but thanks.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my dog at the vet. They said if I'm not there by 14:00, they are going to put him down.
"Jude! Jude Law! Darlene Jones, Channel 9 - any truth to the rumor you and Sherlock Holmes are more than friends?"
I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as abuse if you hire another child to beat up your kid.
He's an inspiration to Freddie Mitchells everywhere.
Cricket Killing One-Liners:

(As you circle his twitching body): "Oh, you're no Jiminy. You're no Jiminy at all!"
This better make Anderson Cooper's RiDickYouthLust.
This is the dumbest premature declaration of success by a Texan since Mission Accomplished.
It's funny because steroids will eventually kill him.
In the LaRussa household, they call them "Crack O' Lanterns".
Rob Gronkowski Had To Apologize To Bob Kraft, High-Five Victor Kiam's Ghost
I think he thinks a fedora is a type of moustache.
"I was worried that if I ever met these guys that I would be encountered with a "holier than thou" attitude..."

"Back at ya." - Pearl Jam
Best part was when the play actually didn't get overturned.
Coincidentally, that's the same reason I don't know who my dad is.
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