<![CDATA[Comments from Gourmet Spud]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Gourmet Spud]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on John Smoltz Heading To Boston (Of Course)]]> They signed him because Mike Timlin was sick of eating dinner at 4:30 alone.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?]]> When asked to comment, the statue said, "who keeps shitting on me? Who's there?"

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Kings Rookie Hazings Tend To Be Delicious]]> That's what Eddy Curry's car looks like at all times.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on J.C. Romero Situation Gives Deputized Met Fan Reason To Complain]]> I will never get tired of that picture, which I have dubbed, "World's Saddest Outdoor Blowjob Recipient".

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on J.C. Romero Situation Gives Deputized Met Fan Reason To Complain]]> I'm not saying it taints your title, but doesn't it?

Quote of the Year, and it's only January 8. I'm going back to bed.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on ESPN Snitches On Pacman, Costs Him His Job]]> Not even Pacman is immune from the economic crisis. Now that he's unemployed, he had to let two of his assassins go.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Krzyzewski Talks In Third Person; Duke Beats Davidson]]> The funny thing is, he pronounced it "Kraw-zoo-skee-ville".

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)]]> This is the last time the Olympics holds a diving event at Hugh's Grotto.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Game Over: Cowboys Cut Pacman Jones]]>

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"]]> Meanwhile, at a Tampa club, Jeff Garcia's wife gave him a lapdance to "If I Were a Boy".

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"]]> Was he wearing sweatpants?

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on The Browns Are Eric Mangini's Problem Now]]> Now all that's left for the Browns to come to terms with is the fact that they are perennial losers.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Bill James Dismantles The BCS Computers]]> Bill James Dismantles The BCS Computers; Is Stupified By Sheer Volume of Porn.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on ESPN Trots Out "Quite Frankly" For Old White People]]> ESPN Trots Out Old White People

Fixed.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on ESPN Trots Out "Quite Frankly" For Old White People]]> Week 3 will see Reilly interview Darren Daulton on his home planet of Gorbex 9.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Time To Hide The Sausage]]> That's the last time we let a baseball team be named by Isaac Hayes.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Octogenarian Writer Leaves Rickey Henderson Off HOF Ballot; Hilarity Ensues]]> Ricky's response:

"Woody Paige was an asshole. But today, Corky Simpson is the greatest asshole of all-time. Thank you."

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Octogenarian Writer Leaves Rickey Henderson Off HOF Ballot; Hilarity Ensues]]> Before you go disparaging Matt Williams, remember the courage he showed in playing in an era where premature baldness was not tolerated.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort]]> Damn, I'd kill to know what that guy's asscrack looked like.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Rock You Like A Golden Hurricane]]> Oh, you didn't watch?

Your ass better taaaaaaaappppppeeeee some bowl games...

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Rock You Like A Golden Hurricane]]> Now, turning to Ball State's men's tennis...

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Hey You Kids! Doh!]]> He's at the 20! The 30! The right nut! The shaft! The left nut! The 30!...

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on What The Mind Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve]]> It's unfortunate that the "race card", which sucks and makes people uncomfortable, shares so many letters with "race car", which is awesome and capable of great speeds.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged]]> BUT MONA'S STILL SINGLE, RIGHT?!?

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker]]> Maybe now he can find a nice coordinator's daughter out there to be his sugar mama.

That, or hope that they make a Big Momma's House 3.

/meme-ories...

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving]]> Pfft. And Barkley says he's not a role model.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on The World Series Of Drunk People With Too Much Time On Their Hands]]> Hey Reilly! This is a beer pong tournament, not a gun show!

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