<![CDATA[Comments from GreatOdensRaven]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from GreatOdensRaven]]> http://deadspin.com/people/GreatOdensRaven http://deadspin.com/people/GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day Soy un perdedor... LeBron is losing, baby. His body language will kill me.
-DevilsHaircut69

]]> http://deadspin.com/388918/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5617139 http://deadspin.com/388918/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5617139 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:32:21 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on The NBA Playoffs: A Thursday Night Viewer's Guide @Barry White Stripes, Office LW: On Top Left... that's just a bad photo because there's no bad ones in this bunch...

]]> http://deadspin.com/388638/the-nba-playoffs-a-thursday-night-viewers-guide#c5603319 http://deadspin.com/388638/the-nba-playoffs-a-thursday-night-viewers-guide#c5603319 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:23:05 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Previewing The Flyers-Penguins Not Rangers: 4
Not Canadiens: 3

]]> http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5600866 http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5600866 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:06:59 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move @CubsDynasty: There is no Easter bunny.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598229 http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598229 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:45:26 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move We had a rule in NHL '94. If any team you're using ever lost to the Hartford Whalers (computer or human), you couldn't use that team anymore.

And that's why I never used the Blackhawks.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597971 http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597971 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:38 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet I finally understand...

Deadspin is pandering to Buzz Bissinger's demographic. That's the only explanation.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578828 http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578828 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:42 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Previewing The Red Wings-Stars @Jen P: If the Penguins escape Philly relatively unscathed, I think they can do it.

It's just that "unscathed" part that prevents me from coming right out and saying it.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388064/previewing-the-red-wings+stars#c5578143 http://deadspin.com/388064/previewing-the-red-wings+stars#c5578143 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:17:54 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on It's PETA's World, We Just Live In It I take no side in this debate, except to say that one of the counter-protester's signs on Tuesday, "Horses Are Born To Run," is very misleading.

♬ Sprung from cages out on gate number 9, Chrome hoofed, hormone injected, breakin legs after the line... ♬

]]> http://deadspin.com/387938/its-petas-world-we-just-live-in-it#c5573428 http://deadspin.com/387938/its-petas-world-we-just-live-in-it#c5573428 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:44:29 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on MLB To 'Draft' Negro League Veterans; Mets To Overpay The Pitchers As Usual Can we trade Tim McCarver for an extra black player?

]]> http://deadspin.com/387920/mlb-to-draft-negro-league-veterans-mets-to-overpay-the-pitchers-as-usual#c5570152 http://deadspin.com/387920/mlb-to-draft-negro-league-veterans-mets-to-overpay-the-pitchers-as-usual#c5570152 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:52:18 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Kitchen Oak-idential @Thundercracker: Eh, I'm exhausted by that fiasco. Costas Now wasn't a debate - it was a crucifixion.

Considering that, it was impressive to see Trey Wingo acknowledge what happened (Leitch getting hammered), and then just moving on to the photo.

ESPN didn't crap on Deadspin for once. I just wasn't expecting that.

]]> http://deadspin.com/387779/kitchen-oak+idential#c5563753 http://deadspin.com/387779/kitchen-oak+idential#c5563753 Wed, 07 May 2008 01:02:48 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Kitchen Oak-idential @Thundercracker: Brief. They were talking about Matt Leinart and the photos came up. Braylon Edwards is in studio, so Trey Wingo prefaced the comments by mentioning Leitch getting railroaded on Costas Now.

Definitely not bad, but jarring to hear Leitch and Deadspin mentioned on tWWL.

]]> http://deadspin.com/387779/kitchen-oak+idential#c5563649 http://deadspin.com/387779/kitchen-oak+idential#c5563649 Wed, 07 May 2008 00:53:57 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Kitchen Oak-idential So they totally just mentioned Will on NFL Live...

]]> http://deadspin.com/387779/kitchen-oak+idential#c5563592 http://deadspin.com/387779/kitchen-oak+idential#c5563592 Wed, 07 May 2008 00:47:24 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine Matt Kemp hit that lead-off home run for Rafael Furcal? That's impressive.

]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543629 http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543629 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:58:18 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition Sorry I wasn't there for the end of the Rangers' season. I'd rather die than risk my internship with Vogue.
-Sean Avery

]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532883 http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532883 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:26 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Great Moments In Corporate Sponsorship @GreatOdensRaven: Dammit... urinal-ot of trouble for messing that up.

]]> http://deadspin.com/387092/great-moments-in-corporate-sponsorship#c5530666 http://deadspin.com/387092/great-moments-in-corporate-sponsorship#c5530666 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:53:03 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Great Moments In Corporate Sponsorship I wonder if Flip Saunders will tinkle with Richard Hamilton's performance on his mind.

]]> http://deadspin.com/387092/great-moments-in-corporate-sponsorship#c5530559 http://deadspin.com/387092/great-moments-in-corporate-sponsorship#c5530559 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:49:56 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on On Race, Message Boards And Shutting The Hell Up Call me crazy here - but is Will debating regret over a lack of discretion?

That would be one of the three legs this site stands for, no? No access on the left, no discretion on the right, and Rick Ankiel's penis right down the pipe.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386341/on-race-message-boards-and-shutting-the-hell-up#c5528141 http://deadspin.com/386341/on-race-message-boards-and-shutting-the-hell-up#c5528141 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:31:37 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Media Approval Ratings: Jay Mariotti Stop voting "Approve." You're just making Mariotti less famous.

]]> http://deadspin.com/387058/media-approval-ratings-jay-mariotti#c5525842 http://deadspin.com/387058/media-approval-ratings-jay-mariotti#c5525842 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:17:27 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Step Right Up To Get Your Own Bowl Game @Sh!tShow: You son of a blogger...

]]> http://deadspin.com/386517/step-right-up-to-get-your-own-bowl-game#c5498463 http://deadspin.com/386517/step-right-up-to-get-your-own-bowl-game#c5498463 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:10:05 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Step Right Up To Get Your Own Bowl Game There aren't enough college bowls named after Japanese Astronomical Observatories. My suggestion?

Smoka Bowl

]]> http://deadspin.com/386517/step-right-up-to-get-your-own-bowl-game#c5498454 http://deadspin.com/386517/step-right-up-to-get-your-own-bowl-game#c5498454 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:09:42 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Salley Disapprove, at very least because he never managed to inherit the nickname "Mustang."

]]> http://deadspin.com/386508/media-approval-ratings-john-salley#c5498343 http://deadspin.com/386508/media-approval-ratings-john-salley#c5498343 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:05:37 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Take A Tour Of Pacman's Crib Where do Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde sleep?

]]> http://deadspin.com/386544/take-a-tour-of-pacmans-crib#c5496102 http://deadspin.com/386544/take-a-tour-of-pacmans-crib#c5496102 Fri, 02 May 2008 12:48:06 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day I didn't know Martin Brodeur could sing.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386481/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5495700 http://deadspin.com/386481/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5495700 Fri, 02 May 2008 12:33:14 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Amazingly, The Lenny Dykstra Success Story Has Hit A Snag @shea_guevara: I never trust anyone regardng my finances when they plagarize the movie Mr. Deeds.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5495185 http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5495185 Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:55 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Amazingly, The Lenny Dykstra Success Story Has Hit A Snag If you think Buzz Bissinger's article on Barbaro will blow your mind, wait until you figure out that they're turning it into a movie.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494924 http://deadspin.com/386514/amazingly-the-lenny-dykstra-success-story-has-hit-a-snag#c5494924 Fri, 02 May 2008 12:08:00 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Your One-Stop Kentucky Derby Guide Buzz Bissinger feels you've left out a vice of horse racing...

]]> http://deadspin.com/386159/your-one+stop-kentucky-derby-guide#c5483491 http://deadspin.com/386159/your-one+stop-kentucky-derby-guide#c5483491 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:22:42 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Nuts About The Nats! Will the Yankees have no starters for the last All-Star game at Yankee Stadium?

God willing...

]]> http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478347 http://deadspin.com/386177/nuts-about-the-nats#c5478347 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:27:50 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on On May 15, The Fresno Grizzlies Will Sweep The Leg Any word if No More Kings will be in Frenso?

]]> http://deadspin.com/385977/on-may-15-the-fresno-grizzlies-will-sweep-the-leg#c5477345 http://deadspin.com/385977/on-may-15-the-fresno-grizzlies-will-sweep-the-leg#c5477345 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:52:20 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Cliff Notes: Indians Say There's No Place Like Home @shea_guevara: Considering the hubcabs from Vinny's came from the South Bronx, it's a push.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385953/cliff-notes-indians-say-theres-no-place-like-home#c5475014 http://deadspin.com/385953/cliff-notes-indians-say-theres-no-place-like-home#c5475014 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:28:40 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Serious Internet Hockey Journalism Starts NOW Carey Price might as well have been the name of the smokin' waitress we had last night. And while this was the talk of the bar (ok, the TSN analysts on TV at the bar) for the hour preceding the face-off...

Wait, so the TSN analysts were talking about the waitress, too? I apparently need to watch hockey in more Canadian bars.

]]> http://deadspin.com/386039/serious-internet-hockey-journalism-starts-now#c5473760 http://deadspin.com/386039/serious-internet-hockey-journalism-starts-now#c5473760 Thu, 01 May 2008 11:46:16 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Moons Over My Prom-Y Ok, so "Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?" is 33 characters.

13 players = 26 cheeks/canvases.

I can understand squeezing a question mark on at the end, but that still leaves 6 characters to squeeze in.

Unless, of course, you account for the 6 "O"s, and nature's way of presenting "O"s on cheeks...

/need to leave work now

]]> http://deadspin.com/385813/moons-over-my-prom+y#c5460688 http://deadspin.com/385813/moons-over-my-prom+y#c5460688 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:21:00 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Sean Avery rushed to hospital @FirstDerivative: You want a center, too? Sheesh...

I'm not sure what options there are other than Renney radically shuffling the lines and giving the nod to someone else who hasn't been a center in forever (Straka?), or calling Hartford for help. Not good.

Probably better to just talk Mets baseball.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385702/#c5457073 http://deadspin.com/385702/#c5457073 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:19:59 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Sean Avery rushed to hospital @FirstDerivative: Prucha, hopefully.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385702/#c5455115 http://deadspin.com/385702/#c5455115 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:10:50 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Sean Avery rushed to hospital @Scoops: That's funny, because I'm interested in singing the praises of Cox to everyone I come across.

...ladies.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385702/#c5454361 http://deadspin.com/385702/#c5454361 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:44:22 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on But Where Are Rich Garces' Tits? @DumpsterDining: @Sh!tShow: Hey, shake hands or it might happen to you, too.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385635/but-where-are-rich-garces-tits#c5454020 http://deadspin.com/385635/but-where-are-rich-garces-tits#c5454020 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:33:21 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on But Where Are Rich Garces' Tits? @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: TSN is curiously saying it's a lacerated spleen. Whereas the NY Daily News says it's cardiac arrest. Not sure what to make of it.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385635/but-where-are-rich-garces-tits#c5453829 http://deadspin.com/385635/but-where-are-rich-garces-tits#c5453829 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:26:34 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped @FirstDerivative: WTF?!?

]]> http://deadspin.com/385549/a-word-to-the-wise-always-be-in-a-good-position-when-the-puck-is-dropped#c5453707 http://deadspin.com/385549/a-word-to-the-wise-always-be-in-a-good-position-when-the-puck-is-dropped#c5453707 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:22:42 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped @diggity: @Sarcastro: @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I'd start off calling her for holding the stick, and follow it up with a little butt-ending...

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more, say no more.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385549/a-word-to-the-wise-always-be-in-a-good-position-when-the-puck-is-dropped#c5452536 http://deadspin.com/385549/a-word-to-the-wise-always-be-in-a-good-position-when-the-puck-is-dropped#c5452536 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:38:53 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on A Word To The Wise: Always Be In A Good Position When The Puck Is Dropped @Afino: Indeed. I was half-hoping Renney would play Malik, too - just so I could say, "Well, ok. Renney has clearly gone batshit crazy."

I don't even have that.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385549/a-word-to-the-wise-always-be-in-a-good-position-when-the-puck-is-dropped#c5452055 http://deadspin.com/385549/a-word-to-the-wise-always-be-in-a-good-position-when-the-puck-is-dropped#c5452055 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:22:53 EDT GreatOdensRaven commented on Friday Night Blights Just a thought...

Does anyone think Buzz ambushed Will because of Barbaro?

]]> http://deadspin.com/385574/friday-night-blights#c5451776 http://deadspin.com/385574/friday-night-blights#c5451776 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:12:04 EDT