No, you didn't get laid. You got lied to.
I'm going with Howdy Doody.
Morin's really missing out by not using Jon Kyl's "not meant to be a factual statement" defense.
I'm a 60 year old man and feel exactly the same way.
The magic words are "I don't like strangers touching me." You're in the minority but it's not that uncommon. If spa isn't for you, don't go -- there's nothing wrong with that. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
As a full time stock trader, I have three monitors. Only one is for charts, a second is for a trading room {think chat room but people pay $200 a month so we don't have trolls} and a third for general browsing or reading stock related documents. At 4:15 when my trading is over, the two side monitors are shut off and the middle monitor is devoted to catching up on all the porn I missed during the day.
I've been on both ends of those at the spa, both as the receiver and as the attendant/massage therapist/clearner upper guy. I found the experience overrated.
Looks like a portrait of Larry King.
A problem with too many massage therapists is that they have their own agenda; their own idea of what a good massage should be. They give you THEIR massage rather than your massage. What you want is someone who will ask you questions about what you need and what you like and do their best to give it to you. Keep in mind also, massage therapists aren't mind readers. If what they're doing isn't working for you it's OK to let them know.
Disclosure: guess what I did for a living for 20 years?
So what would happy endings do?
Get both you and your massage therapist arrested.
I'd ask her out but it'd probably piss her off if she heard me excitedly calling my friends telling them, "I'm on a date with Natalie Zea!"
Got my AOL account in 1993, was laughed at continuously by friends until 1996. Today those same friends want to know why I have three monitors, how I set them up and why I spend so little time on Facebook.
"Clara honey, there's a phone call for you."
My money is on Nancy Brinker to be the first.
3. Bert and Ernie
Every single picture of my 13 year old self is embarrassing and there is no bribe or reward you can offer to get those pictures posted. Not even chocolate.
Doesn't support the Quicktext extension so I'll wait over there in the corner until it does.
I've used the free PDF Xchange viewer for awhile now and it comes with a FF plugin.
My team hasn't been to the Super Bowl since January 85, Dan Marino's second year. I have no illusions about them whatsofrickinever.
Thanks for the clarification. For the record, that would have been my second guess.
