HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Chris Cooley and the Redskins' Fantasy Football Draft

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Chris Cooley and the Redskins' Fantasy Football Draft

"I would join anybody's draft if they have Chris Russo's book Sports Arguments so prominently displayed on their shelf."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The 600 Club

""The 23 brave fans saw another record that day."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The 600 Club

"@blogsarefun: On the last day of the 2002 season the Marlins didn't start their game until 4 P.M."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The 600 Club

"@ToTheMoonReturns: Or it was 620 until Mangino ate 20 of them."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Penn State Football Players Apartment Searched; Marijuana Found

"Randy Floyd!"

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on J. Jonah Jameson Is Not Amused

"He is changing his name to "Cinq" next week."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Sorry, but Dustin Pedroia

"Pedroia thinking: Can she leave so I can stand up and not embarass myself by showing she is taller than me."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Sarah Palin's Former Sports Director Tells All

"No videos of her talking about going into the Yukon to get deux deux deux's?"

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Even Steve Spurrier Was Not Impressed With Erin Andrews At First

"[deadspin.com] Obviously no other Palin daughter is going to be impregnated."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Week In Review: You Know, Sarah Palin Was Once A Budding Hannah Storm

"@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Go downtown and have a cigar."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Week In Review: You Know, Sarah Palin Was Once A Budding Hannah Storm

"@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Selling deux deux deux's to fat sports anchormen when they speak at Sports Dinners."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Week In Review: You Know, Sarah Palin Was Once A Budding Hannah Storm

""Using a woman to get votes?"

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Cops Tell Different Tale About Fan Who Was Ejected Over "God Bless America"

"@Rob Iracane: It's Terror."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Your Morning Video Wake Up Call Will Not Be Seen This Morning

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! - W."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams Ringing The NASDAQ Opening Bell Tomorrow

"@BillyBeanesMoneyBlanket: I prefer Darren Daulton's picks since he knows time travel."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on So, Yankee Stadium Takes This No Moving During "God Bless America"-Thing Rather Seriously

"Tonight's out of town scores are brought to you by DEPENDS."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Will Carroll gets interviewed,

"Exactly how I pictured Will Carroll would look. "Hey girls, do you like Rush?"