<![CDATA[Comments from HappyFeltonsGloryHole]]> <![CDATA[Comments from HappyFeltonsGloryHole]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Just Because Your Hat Is Pink, It Doesn't Mean Your Soul Isn't Red]]> Chicks with pink hats shouldn't blog when they are on the rag.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on A-Rod's stripper lady keeps]]> I am picturing the scene in TY COBB where Tommy Lee Jones grabs the girl in the hotel and pays her money to say he is the greatest lay she ever had.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on It's Lupica. L-U-P-I-C-A...I Should Be On The List]]> He then went back and tried to call the security guard on his cell phone claiming that Abe Frohman should be seated in the lower level.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Angels' speedster Chone Figgins]]> At least there aren't teenagers playing wiffle ball on the property.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word]]> Stu Scott????

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Boxer Remains in Critical Condition After Surgery to Relieve Brain Swelling]]> "All the bes...mmmmmmmm......mmmmm ......mmmmmm....mmmmmmm."

- M. Ali

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Boxer Remains in Critical Condition After Surgery to Relieve Brain Swelling]]> As a comic in all seriousness, let me say I think it is just tremendous the way these young kids take the risk to make a living. I can only wish the best in recovery for this young guy Sammy.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Jay Glazer Finally Breaks Some Brett Favre-Related News]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania:

Bonds is excluded because of the "Gentlemans Agreement" to exclude negroes from the club.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Jay Glazer Finally Breaks Some Brett Favre-Related News]]> Marge Gunderson is investigating da matter! She will come up wit da goods on dis Bevell fella. Darn tootin'.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick]]> Espo with the Rangers.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick]]> Bret figured who can read in Wisconsin? Just so happens the quotes handed to the one guy who has a Masters in English from the University of Wisconsin.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Your former editor —]]> The photographer is full of shit.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Big Money Undefeated in 7 of 7 NBA Games Reffed by Scott Foster]]> Arnold Rothstein is impressed.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Uggla Implodes, Big Papi's Madonna Hi-Jinx, and Bud Selig Loves Him Some Sarah Jessica Parker]]> Sheryl Crow didn't mind all the excessive use of electricity to light up the stadium if it meant getting a paycheque.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Worst Getaway Attempt Ever]]> @Phatty:

What section of the Cleveland Public Library were you sitting in?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Kornhesier Crabgate, The Next Day: Shocking New Details Emerge]]> Tony didn't find the gun taped to the back of the toilet and had to return to the table to join Mariotti and LeBatard with "his dick in his hands".

That was the problem.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Worst Getaway Attempt Ever]]> Yes Yes Yes and Yes

My co-worker is saying he knows the one on the right. She is a sister of a guy he went to school with.

I am trying to get more details.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Jeff Allison's Re-Renewed Sense Of Purpose Comes From Hamilton]]> If the story of Sandlot took place in 2008 instead of 1962, the kids should be shooting up instead of chewing before going on the fair ride.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Brothers Hit Back-to-Back Hole in Ones on TPC-Sawgrass 3]]> Maaaaaasssey. MMMMMMMMMMasssey. MMMMisss. MMMMMMMaaaaasssey.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Behold The Rogers Centre's Sordid History Of Sinful Decadence]]> Arod didn't find her muscular enough.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Tony Kornheiser Is Very Fussy About His Shellfish]]> The byline on the story was John Feinstein.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Dara Torres' Ex-Husband: Low On Sperm, High On Animosity]]> @Steve_U:

Up there with Nicole Kidman's line on Letterman...about divorcing Tom..."at least I don't have to wear flats all the time now."

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Beijing Dogs Rejoice: They're Off the Menu for 2008 Olympics]]> No different than whats in Fenway Franks.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The Nationals' owners are]]> The Lerners have decided to let Elijah Dukes handle matters.


+ Watch video

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The Nationals' owners are]]> Two words:

Olympic Stadium

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Manny Ramirez: Still The Lovable Scamp Of Fenway]]> "So to get extra tickets from the Travelling Secretary, Elijah Dukes says I just need to send a photo of a handgun over this phone.

Choking is yesterday's news."

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Yankees Radio Announcers Have Grotesque Eating Habits]]> " See if you can guess what I am now? I'm a zit. Get it>"

- overheard at the Stadium press box.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Clemson Fans Have Awesome Tattoos]]> An example Clemson's Fine Arts Master Thesis.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody]]> IT'S A WALKOFF!!!!!! IT'S A WALKOFF!

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody]]> Crissy Moran is No. 1 on MY computer.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> @supermike5alive:

Were you wearing your hood? Or one of those blond chick masks?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on On With The Big Show, Again]]> @Storming the Floor:

"Frances Scott off Key...." was the greatest spontaneous moment of ESPN Sportscenter.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> @RowdyRoddyPiper:

Toronto would have a challenger of biggest collection of assholes if New England joined Canada.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> This time next year they will be pulling senior citizens out of cars when they see Florida plates.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> @crazyjoedavola:

Where is the Boston one and what condition is it in.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> @jsavimbi:

They are all inbred Kennedys, Papa Joe had deported from Brookline right?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> Manny is not a suspect because with a bat in his hand he would stand there looking.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> Where is SuperMike to comment?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> Conversation overheard outside the car....

"Hit him again Bill."

"Shut up Hench, don't use my real name. We are supposed to use the code words so they don't think we are Sox fans."

"Sorry, Yaz."

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why, Red Sox Nation? Why?]]> In San Fransisco they would pull a Dodger fan out of the car and pour Merlot on the guy.

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