But given Reyes's hamstring history, I suspect his hair is only suitable for cabling a Lego crane.
After the game he went to one of those bury the pig in the sand luau things, and had Mai Tais, and it was awesome.
Smiling, and wondering if the shiny lead cloak comes up high enough over the top of his sneakers.
Fuck if I know, but I bet Haley Barbour pardoned them.
You shit sobriety?