It's still Blood Week? I thought after the stories about Oil Can on drugs, Hambone drunk, and Drew eating, this was Addiction Week.
Human hair has one of the highest tensile strengths of any fiber on earth. It's been use to recover disabled vehicles, woven into make shift body armor, and fashioned into zip lines to rescue injured rock climbers.
But given Reyes's hamstring history, I suspect his hair is only suitable for cabling a Lego crane.
That Bronco looks like the kind of vehicle that the rear window has a vinyl lettered memorial to the owner's brother who died in a DUI crash.
How is any regular Deadspin reader surprised that equine chiropractor or dentist is a profession after seeing the equine urologist ads that show up on Honey Badger/Shiancoe/Oden posts?
Kris Dielman wants Fourth Amendment protection on team flights.
Sam Gagner now qualifies as the finest hotel in Buffalo.
The tap dancing cow interlude has appeal to Blake Griffin's female fan club, The Black and White Jersey Chasers.
Cheer up CB's wife, WJC's wife would kill to have ankles that skinny.
Old pitchfork guy gave me Wood.
You know who would like to relive the day of the 2006 Pro Bowl? Alge Crumpler!
After the game he went to one of those bury the pig in the sand luau things, and had Mai Tais, and it was awesome.
That's one pretty Mexican lady. I hope she finds the right narcoterrorist billionaire to settle down with, she's going to make a beautiful headless corpse.
I thought Gary Guyton was doing a Joan of Arc impersonation? He's looking pretty ashy.
Waller, noted asshole, originally asked Jim Marshall to delivery the closing line.
This is so obviously fake. "Rousimar" can't be a real name.
The picture didn't bother me. But I think a hipster in an ironic t-shirt showing me how to eat it with one hand would.
Don't feel emasculated, I needed stitches after cutting myself on my "man card" that I was handing over to Christopher Moltisanti.
Why would someone try to take literally what is obviously a metaphor about the struggles to overcome apartheid?
I bet Joe is looking down right now and smiling.
Smiling, and wondering if the shiny lead cloak comes up high enough over the top of his sneakers.
who is the real trustee at penn state university?
Fuck if I know, but I bet Haley Barbour pardoned them.
Like Jackson Pollack's worst nightmare.
You shit sobriety?
