Hatey McLife commented on The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping"

"Somebody needs to inform shawnprettyboy16 that his academic and athletic careers are going nowhere, and he needs to stick to what he knows best, servicing closeted Wall Street types."

Hatey McLife commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

"Make sure you get solid answers to these questions. Don't be like my uncle, his Bohemian wife Revolted, turning his marriage into a Thirty Years' War, and gave rise to Bourbon's rule in his life."

Hatey McLife commented on Horndog Hero David Berson Rumored Leaving ESPN (Kissing Suzy Update)

"My grandfather was VP of Programming, under Dulles."

Hatey McLife commented on Kevin Johnson's Fiancée Accused Of Covering Up His Shady Past

"Someday, I hope to find a woman who can cover up my sexual impropriety, then I'll know how it feels to love."

Hatey McLife commented on Tim Lincecum Is High, Young Winner Again

"countless "Dazed and Confused" jokes Just be happy Scott Kazmir didn't win, he's a traveler of both time and space."

Hatey McLife commented on Jay Mariotti Tossed From Chicago Bar After Scuffle With Patron Over Cell Phone Pic?

"A random girl was punching Mariotti on the head... Ms."

Hatey McLife commented on The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers

"I'm more of a dungeon tape kind of guy, as long as it is made by 3M."